I'd like to see your crappy birch table take on this glass and metal crouching alien. Can you imagine the sheer jealousy that will cross your friends' faces when you rock out your living room with these amazing end tables? Just don't come home drunk and forget that you own them, because that could end poorly. More images below.

Each table runs about $1,000 each, but can you really put a price on your own metal alien?

[ProMech Racing via Technabob]