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				If nothing else, you've got to admire the honesty of this particular version of <em>Star Trek</em>'s fabled red shirt. That said, if I were the latest security officer on the Enterprise and I saw this on my chest? I might start thinking about asking for a transfer.				<a href="http://io9.com/358969/new-t+shirt-gives-your-enemies-ideas" title="Click here to read more about New T-Shirt Gives Your Enemies Ideas">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:20:53 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Graeme McMillan]]></dc:creator>
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