Slate launched an animal blog today, and to kick things off they've got a post from Brian Switek that outs some of nature's most adorable creatures as total dickheads. Equally important news re: animal behavior: Last Word on Nothing's Whitney Robles reveals many of the Internet's most squee-worthy videos actually depict animals in lust, anger, or pain. It's animal-themed fun-ruining all the way down today, folks.