At last, this Halloween you can be Prostitute America, Iron-Slut, Spider-Streetwalker and Miley Cyrus! Or any of these other ridiculous new Halloween costumes for 2013.
Cosplay is for all year round — but dressing up in weird store-bought approximations of your faovrite characters only happens once a year. Spirit Halloween has rolled out this year's prefab costumes. So here's our annual look at the best, weirdest and trashiest Halloween costumes you can buy.
Iron Man 3
Lone Ranger - Note Lack of "Sexy Tonto"
The Walking Dead, including Sexy Rick
Oz The Great and Powerful
Disney Princesses and other Disney characters
Random fantasy characters, including Mrs. Gnome
Stalker-Man, Scary Spider Dude, and Twerkin' Bear. Eeep
Man of Steel!
Batman, including some 1966-inspired costumes
Video Game Characters, including Sexy Sonic
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, including Sexy Turtles
Random Cartoon Characters
Adventure Time, including Sexy Lumpy Space Princess
Pixar, Including Monsters U., and Sexy Jessie from Toy Story
Sexy Power Rangers
Sexy Zombies, including Zombie Barmaid
Horrible Shark and Orca Costumes
Steampunk. Hope you're proud.
Doctor Who, Lady Terminator, American Horror Story
Wise-Ass, Dumb-Ass, Dick-Head and Scary Clown Lady