Can costumes get any sluttier than these new 2013 Halloween models?

Can costumes get any sluttier than these new 2013 Halloween models?

At last, this Halloween you can be Prostitute America, Iron-Slut, Spider-Streetwalker and Miley Cyrus! Or any of these other ridiculous new Halloween costumes for 2013.

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Pending approvalOriginal post by Charlie Jane Anders on io9

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Cosplay is for all year round — but dressing up in weird store-bought approximations of your faovrite characters only happens once a year. Spirit Halloween has rolled out this year's prefab costumes. So here's our annual look at the best, weirdest and trashiest Halloween costumes you can buy.

Iron Man 3

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Lone Ranger - Note Lack of "Sexy Tonto"

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

The Walking Dead, including Sexy Rick

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Oz The Great and Powerful

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Disney Princesses and other Disney characters

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Random fantasy characters, including Mrs. Gnome

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Stalker-Man, Scary Spider Dude, and Twerkin' Bear. Eeep

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Man of Steel!

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Batman, including some 1966-inspired costumes

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Random Superheroes

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Video Game Characters, including Sexy Sonic

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, including Sexy Turtles

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Random Cartoon Characters

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Adventure Time, including Sexy Lumpy Space Princess

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Pixar, Including Monsters U., and Sexy Jessie from Toy Story

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Sexy Power Rangers

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Sexy Zombies, including Zombie Barmaid

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Horrible Shark and Orca Costumes

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Steampunk. Hope you're proud.

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Doctor Who, Lady Terminator, American Horror Story

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Wise-Ass, Dumb-Ass, Dick-Head and Scary Clown Lady

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Random WTF

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

Best, Sluttiest and Weirdest Store-Bought Halloween Costumes for 2013

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