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Behold, the commercial that will ruin St. Patrick’s Day for everyone forever

This is how you advertise for a parade! Now all we can think about is funneling beers into this fellow's eye sockets. Way to go Atlanta, you've made the creepiest commercial for a parade in the history of the internet.

[Via Copyranter]

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