Star Wars meets Mad Max in the new awesome toyline you'll never ownS

Patton Oswalt has cooler toys than you. That's because the actor/comedian can commission them directly from action figure customizer Sillof, maker of Steampunk Justice League, Samurai Star Wars, and many, many more. Oswalt commissioned a "Star Wars meets the Road Warrior" line, and Sillof did not disappoint.

Star Wars meets Mad Max in the new awesome toyline you'll never ownS

Let's start with the good guys: From left to right, that's The Wilding, Cptn., Hal, the Warrior Princess, ObbaWanno, and the Farmboy.

Star Wars meets Mad Max in the new awesome toyline you'll never ownS

And here's the bad guys: The Bad Trooper, Darvantuan, and Fez, who is so awesome I can barely stand it. If you're wondering where the Road Warrior equivalent of R2-D2 is, then you'd best check out the Cptn.'s beloved GY-RO:

Star Wars meets Mad Max in the new awesome toyline you'll never ownS

And last but not least, you can't have a Road Warrior without a car. Behold, The Smuggler:

Star Wars meets Mad Max in the new awesome toyline you'll never ownS

Head to Sillof's site for more pictures, as well as the backstories for all these characters (they're as fun as the figures themselves). And if you like these, make sure to check Sillof's other amazing work, including the fabulous Star Wars/Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! mash-up line Oswalt also commissioned!