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				Saturday morning io9 readers know that I love foisting some <a href="http://io9.com/5837148/a-disco-song-for-traveling-to-another-galaxy-after-a-nasty-break+up">1980s bleep-bloop music</a> on you to kick off the weekend.				<a href="http://io9.com/5841327/a-cover-of-david-bowies-starman-perfect-for-that-porno-theater-on-alpha-centauri" title="Click here to read more about A cover of David Bowie's &quot;Starman,&quot; perfect for that porno theater on Alpha Centauri">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 17 Sep 2011 09:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				Could the next nostalgic movie sequel for Jeff Bridges be <em>Starman 2</em>? He's certainly open to it. In fact, he's got a few questions from the original he'd like answered in the sequel.				<a href="http://io9.com/5715918/jeff-bridges-wants-to-make-starman-2" title="Click here to read more about Jeff Bridges wants to make Starman 2">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 22 Dec 2010 06:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				A defining thread of modern scientific thought is skepticism, the tendency to question accepted ideas until evidence is found to confirm or reject them. But what do skeptics do in worlds of magic, aliens, and other matters fantastic?				<a href="http://io9.com/5500381/when-keeping-it-skeptical-in-science-fiction-goes-wrong" title="Click here to read more about When Keeping It Skeptical In Science Fiction Goes Wrong">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				2010 sees the 75th anniversary of DC Comics, which launched in February 1935 with the first issue of <em>New Fun</em>. Since then, it's gone on to publish some of the greatest comics ever. Here're seventy-five you really should've read already.				<a href="http://io9.com/5477274/the-75-books-you-should-own-for-dc-comics-75th-anniversary" title="Click here to read more about The 75 Books You Should Own For DC Comics' 75th Anniversary">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 28 Feb 2010 15:00:49 PST]]></pubDate>
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				Their lovely green skin and tentacle powers taunt you every night at the intergalactic bar. You know you want to hit those aliens, but you need some serious pickup artist skills. Don't worry, because io9 is here to help you polish up your one-liners: Using our foolproof system, you'll get those alien babes to talk to you, give you their phone numbers, and even take you home to their anti-grav beds. We've got five sure-fire ways to make the aliens want you to want them.

<strong>1. Give them makeovers.</strong>

As the educational film <em>Earth Girls Are Easy</em> makes clear, the easiest way to get an alien to go on an Earth-bound date is to offer him a makeover first. No alien wants to feel like he doesn't fit in at the disco, so have your cute friend (ideally, as cute as Julie Brown) give them a nice depilation treatment and wardrobe upgrade. Then you're ready for a night on the town. And if the ending of this movie is any indication, you'll have your de-furred, long-tongued alien purring in bed with you before the night is through.



<strong>2. Tell your alien a sob story about your last boyfriend.</strong>

This is really an advanced technique in alien seduction, but it seemed to work wonders for Karen Allen in the movie Starman. A friendly alien has come to Earth and used genetic material from her dead husband to craft a body for himself (that's why she didn't need to offer him a makeover). 



When alien hottie asks her to "define love," Karen gives him the whole "when someone you love dies [sob]" number and it totally works! Later on, she takes a tumble with the alien out in nature &mdash; and that was back in the day when Jeff Bridges had a really hot body, so score one for Karen.

<strong>3. Have a warm body.</strong>



Sometimes you don't need a fancy makeover or tale of woe to get an alien babe's attention. The hot alien in Species just wants a warm body, and all you need to do is stand next to her when she strips off her top and shows off her bra. So if you're looking for a Species-style hookup, always remember to hang out in giant nightclubs that are near highly-classified research facilities. Just remember, if she decides not to have sex with you after assessing your genetic material, don't insist on it.

<strong>4. Make your alien feel like she owes you something.</strong>



Don't let anyone tell you that guilt isn't a good way to get some hot alien action. Look what happens in videogame Mass Effect when you put the old "you owe me something" attitude on. What I'm saying is that if an alien babe wants to thank you, always ask for more. Don't be satisfied with just a few wise words about your leadership or whatever crap. Keep pushing for the old you-know-what.

<strong>5. Join a secret organization whose job is to guard an ambiguous "rift" between Earth and vaguely-defined alien stuff.</strong>

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This is one of those pickup artist tips that almost goes without saying. Obviously the very first thing you should do if you want to meet hot aliens is join a secret organization like Torchwood, from the eponymous TV series that spun off from Doctor Who. In this clip you can see the kinds of things that aliens do with our intrepid agents. The fact is, most aliens are on Earth looking for orgasmic energy and you just have to be in the right place at the right time to give it to them. But if that's too hard for you, well then obviously you'll want to go back to the makeover and sob story options. Or guilt. Aliens just love guilt.

<strong>WARNING</strong>: Do not, under any circumstances, expect your alien to act <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sP9Zl5Z9y0">like this</a> or <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3-E3xuQtqI&feature=related">like this</a>.

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				If there was one word to describe this week's (one day late, due to the holiday) haul of new comics, that word may be "brutal". Brutal on your wallet, that is; it's a week of big name books from both Marvel and DC, plus some indies that are worth your time and attention. No matter whether you're looking for the end of Whedon or the end of the world, the place for you this Thursday is still your local comic store. Find out more under the jump.				<a href="http://io9.com/393549/this-weeks-comics-babes-zombies-and-the-love-of-fat-cobra" title="Click here to read more about This Week's Comics: Babes, Zombies And The Love Of Fat Cobra">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We've been somewhat shocked to see so many people defending Joseph Campbell in the comments on our <a href="http://io9.com/344335/new-proof-that-every-scifi-epic-is-based-on-joseph-campbell">hero's journey post</a>. Hey, we got stoned and read <em>The Hero With A Thousand Faces</em> in college, just like everybody else, and we thought it was super deep. All those primal archetypes and spiritual patterns were totally hardwired into the joint checking account of our collective unconscious. But that didn't mean we wanted to watch a thousand movies and read ten thousand books based on Campbell's dime-store anthropology. Here are some reasons why Campbell should go back on the shelf.				<a href="http://io9.com/345313/eight-reasons-why-the-heros-journey-sucks" title="Click here to read more about Eight Reasons Why The Hero's Journey Sucks">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We all hope <em>Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles</em> will rock our TV screens, but chances are it won't. Over a dozen hit SF movies have morphed into live-action TV shows, and they all blew. Either the replacement cast was crappy, or the movie's single story idea didn't lend itself to endless episodes.  Here are the eight lamest movie-to-TV implosions:				<a href="http://io9.com/333289/8-sci+fi-movies-that-sucked-as-tv-shows" title="Click here to read more about 8 Sci-Fi Movies That Sucked As TV Shows">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a href="http://io9.com/assets/resources/2007/10/Starman.jpg"></a> <em>Must-see movies are futuristic classics that shouldn't be missed. Of course, not every must-see is perfect. That's why we've rated them 1-5 on the patented "crunchy goodness" scale.</em>				<a href="http://io9.com/305383/must-see-starman" title="Click here to read more about Must See: Starman">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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