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			<title><![CDATA[Must Watch: An Out-of-Character Stephen Colbert Interviews Neil deGrasse Tyson]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: YXh9RQCvxmg --><!-- /videoId: YXh9RQCvxmg -->  This is excellent. Back in 2010, an out-of-character Stephen Colbert sat down with astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson at Montclair Kimberly Academy to talk for 90 minutes about science, society and the universe. Yesterday, the Hayden Planetarium <a href="http://www.haydenplanetarium.org/tyson/watch/2010/01/29/stephen-colbert-interview-montclair-kimberley-academy">posted the interview on its website</a> for all to watch.				<a href="http://io9.com/5863123/must-watch-an-out+of+character-stephen-colbert-interviews-neil-degrasse-tyson" title="Click here to read more about Must Watch: An Out-of-Character Stephen Colbert Interviews Neil deGrasse Tyson">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 28 Nov 2011 12:59:37 PST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/io9/videos/1453 --><!-- /videoId: explore/io9/videos/1453 --> On last night's <em>Colbert Report</em>, Stephen Colbert talked about helium and its surprising disappearance from the Earth. Despite being the second most abundant element in the universe, helium is quickly being depleted on Earth, and will soon be lost forever.				<a href="http://io9.com/5825609/can-helium-use-the-colbert-bump-to-survive-past-2020" title="Click here to read more about Can helium use the Colbert Bump to survive past 2020?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 28 Jul 2011 13:32:02 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				Doctor Horrible was spotted at this weekend's rally in DC announcing his credentials via sign. But whose side is he on: Jon Stewart's Rally to Restore Sanity or Stephen Colbert's March to Keep Fear Alive? Updated with more scifi-themed signs!				<a href="http://io9.com/5677861/is-doctor-horrible-rallying-for-sanity-or-fear/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Is Doctor Horrible rallying for sanity or fear? (Updated)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 31 Oct 2010 12:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				Last night's Emmy awards left a lot of genre fans feeling disappointed: <em>Lost</em> was snubbed left and right, along with <em>True Blood</em> and a few others. But there were also some amazing geek shout-outs.				<a href="http://io9.com/5625162/greatest-geek-moments-from-the-2010-emmys" title="Click here to read more about Greatest geek moments from the 2010 Emmys">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 30 Aug 2010 06:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				This week, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STEPHEN COLBERT" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STEPHEN COLBERT" href="http://io9.com/tag/stephen-colbert/">Stephen Colbert</a> has finally gotten what he deserves: a piece of the International Space Station named after him. But it's not the module he had hoped for. It's a treadmill. And it's still in over a hundred pieces.				<a href="http://io9.com/5350985/colbert-finally-gets-his-due-on-the-space-station" title="Click here to read more about Colbert Finally Gets His Due On The Space Station">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:03:10 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				Wondering what kind of agenda vampires may have in store for the human race? Or which member of <em>The View</em>'s cast might be about to meet with an unfortunate accident? <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER" href="http://io9.com/tag/buffy-the-vampire-slayer/">Buffy The Vampire Slayer</a></em>'s Harmony explains all to <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STEPHEN COLBERT" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STEPHEN COLBERT" href="http://io9.com/tag/stephen-colbert/">Stephen Colbert</a>.				<a href="http://io9.com/5337593/harmony-conquers-a-new-nation" title="Click here to read more about Harmony Conquers A New Nation">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 15 Aug 2009 09:00:10 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				Whether it's superspies, superzombies or relaunched superfranchises, there's a cornucopia of delights awaiting you at the comic store this week. And, if you're not into super-anythings, then there're still some books for you to consider, as well. Crave <em>these</em> comics.				<a href="http://io9.com/5334363/this-weeks-comics-may-leave-you-starstuck-with-choice" title="Click here to read more about This Week's Comics May Leave You Starstuck With Choice">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SETH SHOSTAK" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SETH SHOSTAK" href="http://io9.com/tag/seth-shostak/">Seth Shostak</a>, author of <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CONFESSIONS OF AN ALIEN HUNTER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CONFESSIONS OF AN ALIEN HUNTER" href="http://io9.com/tag/confessions-of-an-alien-hunter/">Confessions Of An Alien Hunter</a></em>, talks little green men with Stephen Cobert. Find out why science is covering up our alien brethren, and how many alien heads Shostak has on his wall &mdash; he's a hunter after all.				<a href="http://io9.com/5265508/stephen-colbert-gets-confessions-from-a-real-alien-hunter" title="Click here to read more about Stephen Colbert Gets Confessions From A Real Alien Hunter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We admit it; we had thought that <a href="http://io9.com/5183324/stephen-colbert-outsmarts-nasa-gets-personalized-room-in-space-station">Stephen Colbert's vote-stealing win</a> would be disallowed, but why else would NASA announce the name of their room on the international space station on his show?				<a href="http://io9.com/5208049/will-nasa-really-name-something-after-stephen-colbert" title="Click here to read more about Will NASA Really Name Something After Stephen Colbert?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 12 Apr 2009 07:00:37 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				This is why you don't hold naming contests on the internet. <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STEPHEN COLBERT" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STEPHEN COLBERT" href="http://io9.com/tag/stephen-colbert/">Stephen Colbert</a> and his mob of fans helped clinch the final votes for naming NASA's brand new Space Station room, beating our favorite, "Serenity."				<a href="http://io9.com/5183324/stephen-colbert-outsmarts-nasa-gets-personalized-room-in-space-station" title="Click here to read more about Stephen Colbert Outsmarts NASA, Gets Personalized Room In Space Station">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 Mar 2009 08:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				It's quite clearly heading towards Hallowe'en judging by this week's new releases to comic book stores, which are suitably full of monsters, ghosts, things that go bump in the night... and Stephen Colbert. Quite how he fits in, we're leaving up to your imagination, but as always on Tuesdays at 9am, these are <em>New Comics We Crave</em>.				<a href="http://io9.com/5062428/halloween-comes-two-weeks-early-in-this-weeks-comics" title="Click here to read more about Hallowe'en Comes Two Weeks Early In This Week's Comics">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Graeme McMillan]]></dc:creator>
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				Now we know why Spider-Man was <a href="http://io9.com/index.php?refId=5054162">trying to be so funny in this week's Time Out New York</a> - he was rehearsing to share the stage with Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert. <em>The Colbert Report</em>'s host and star of his own comic, <em>Stephen Colbert's Tek Jansen</em> will be guest-starring in the next issue of <em>Amazing Spider-Man</em>, in an eight page story written by io9 favorite Mark Waid. Will he save the Marvel Universe... or doom it? Who knows? But one thing's for sure: such a guest appearance can only help his <a href="http://blog.indecision2008.com/tag/marvel/">campaign to be President of the Marvel Universe's United States of America</a>. [<a href="http://marvel.com/news/comicstories.5119.Spider-Man_%26_Stephen_Colbert_Team_Up">Marvel.com</a>]				<a href="http://io9.com/5054701/stephen-colbert-does-whatever-a-spider-can" title="Click here to read more about Stephen Colbert Does Whatever A Spider Can">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:40:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				 Stephen Colbert chats with David Levy, author of a new futurist-sexology-robotics book called <em>Love and Sex with Robots</em>, in this strange clip. The best part is Levy's laconic delivery, as he ponderously explains that people will have sex with robots "within five years" and fall in love with them "within the next 40 to 50 years." And Colbert actually raises an interesting ethical question: is it "forcing sex" if you program your loverbot to want to have sex with you whenever you want it?				<a href="http://io9.com/347239/once-you-go-bot-you-never-go-back" title="Click here to read more about Once You Go Bot, You Never Go Back">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:30:25 PST]]></pubDate>
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