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				We've got a grab-bag of crazy for you this week. First up is a look at the test footage of the movie adaptation of graphic novel <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #eleternauta" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #eleternauta" href="http://io9.com/tag/eleternauta/">El Eternauta</a></em>, complete with poison snow. Plus creepy flying kids and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #niccage" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #niccage" href="http://io9.com/tag/niccage/">Nic Cage</a>.				<a href="http://io9.com/5410432/bird-arm-babies-nic-cages-mighty-sword-and-el-eternauta-footage" title="Click here to read more about Bird Arm Babies, Nic Cage's Mighty Sword And El Eternauta Footage">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:00:56 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Rock Stars Align for Vampire Comedy "Suck"]]></title>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ALICE COOPER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ALICE COOPER" href="http://io9.com/tag/alice-cooper/">Alice Cooper</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged IGGY POP" title="Click here to read more posts tagged IGGY POP" href="http://io9.com/tag/iggy-pop/">Iggy Pop</a>, and Moby come out to play in the first trailer for vampire comedy <em>Suck</em>, about a struggling rock band that finds vampirism might be their ticket to the top of the charts.				<a href="http://io9.com/5337034/the-rock-stars-align-for-vampire-comedy-suck" title="Click here to read more about The Rock Stars Align for Vampire Comedy "Suck"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:13:51 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lauren Davis]]></dc:creator>
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				While vampire rockers make their way to Toronto, two movies from the future warn us that if the world population gets depleted by a plague, it's best to turn that virus on yourself before you end up dating your brother.				<a href="http://io9.com/5333526/sibling-double-dates-and-cloned-dr-who-ex+boyfriends-the-future-sucks" title="Click here to read more about Sibling Double Dates And Cloned Dr. Who Ex-Boyfriends? The Future Sucks">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 09 Aug 2009 17:00:45 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				Alice Cooper is about to make vampires more metal. The rocker joins Iggy Pop, Moby, and Malcolm McDowell in the upcoming horror comedy <em>Suck</em>. A cross-genre cast of musicians and a monster hunting, nyctophobic Malcolm McDowell star in this tale of a wannabe rock band who, after an encounter with a vampire, find that fame and immortality aren’t quite what they expected.				<a href="http://io9.com/5100484/vampire-comedy-has-musicians-lining-up-to-suck" title="Click here to read more about Vampire Comedy Has Musicians Lining Up to Suck">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 01 Dec 2008 12:26:56 PST]]></pubDate>
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				Disney's <em>Wall-E</em> wasn't above making an appearance at the Superbowl, although he didn't show off any new footage from his upcoming feature film like <em>Iron Man</em> <a href="http://io9.com/352129/iron-man-tests-his-new-badass-jet-boots">did</a>. Instead this commercial offered a meta-Pixar reference as Buzz Lightyear and Woody from <em>Toy Story</em> chow down on some popcorn and talk about Disney's cuddly robot. Meanwhile, Wall-E apparently finds out just how pleasing a vacuum cleaner's sucking power can be. Check out the video below, and see if you still have the hose attachments for your own Hoover.				<a href="http://io9.com/352332/wall+e-gets-friendly-with-a-vacuum-cleaner" title="Click here to read more about Wall-E Gets Friendly With A Vacuum Cleaner">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 04 Feb 2008 13:15:28 PST]]></pubDate>
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Stretch Armstrong was one of the coolest toys back in 1976. This grinning little circus strongman could be stretched and pulled into a thousand different positions thanks to the gooey syrup he was filled with. Stretch proved so popular that toymaker Kenner decided to create a nemesis for him, and the red-skinned alien Vac-Man was sucked into our world in 1994.				<a href="http://io9.com/329398/vac+man-was-one-space-monster-who-sucked-literally" title="Click here to read more about Vac-Man Was One Space Monster Who Sucked, Literally">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:30:38 PST]]></pubDate>
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