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    Terminate It Like Beckham

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    Image of The-Simpsons-Rule!! The-Simpsons-Rule!!
    04/17/09

    In reply to Terminate It Like Beckham
    He is so overrated.
    Does he even play soccer anymore?
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    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    04/17/09

    In reply to Terminate It Like Beckham
    I had a clear phone years ago. It had flashy lights too, that blinked when it rang. It wasn't a cell, but it's not like this is some revolutionary idea -- I've got a clear mini-calculator too.
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    Image of diverguy diverguy
    04/17/09

    In reply to Terminate It Like Beckham
    Isn't "Soccer Great" a type of oxymoron?
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    Image of syafiqjabar of Mars syafiqjabar of Mars
    04/17/09

    @diverguy: Pah, Americans.


    (Ironically, in women's soccer.... I mean football, the top international team is USA, well at least that's what I read in National Geographic a while ago.)

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    Image of diverguy diverguy
    04/17/09

    @syafiqjabar:


    I'm not an American.

     Reply
    diverguy was starred diverguy was unstarred
    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    04/17/09

    @diverguy: ooo, burn.


    @syafiqjabar: See? It's a game for women and children.

     Reply
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    Image of TheDarkWayne TheDarkWayne
    03/26/09

    In reply to Beer Commercials From The Future, Today
    The best part was the fat guy shooting out lasers
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    03/26/09

    @TheDarkWayne: It's a little known skill all those of the large waistline posses. We keep it under wraps most time.
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    Image of miss_so_unknown miss_so_unknown
    03/26/09

    @KingBananaHammock_GitEmSteveDa...: This is why the government is doing so much to combat obesity - they fear our laser shooting abilities!
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    Image of lazyeight lazyeight
    03/26/09

    In reply to Beer Commercials From The Future, Today
    Will the future taste the same tomorrow as it did yesterday?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    03/26/09

    @lazyeight: Now because now it's then.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    03/26/09

    @KingBananaHammock_GitEmSteveDa...: *No, because now it's then.
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    Image of Plague Plague
    03/26/09

    In reply to Beer Commercials From The Future, Today
    TASTE IT.

    BECAUSE IT'S THE FUTURE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    03/26/09

    In reply to Beer Commercials From The Future, Today
    So the future is a "Burning Man" festival? Hrmmmm, maybe suicide ISN'T such a bad idea.
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    Image of Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.
    03/26/09

    In reply to Beer Commercials From The Future, Today
    Cause it's the future mother fucker!!!!
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    Image of acrobatic rabbit acrobatic rabbit
    03/26/09

    In reply to Beer Commercials From The Future, Today
    wow I just got a flashback from the show Square One that used to be on PBS when I was a kid.


    In other news, I don't know if I would want to taste the future in my mouth. I bet it would taste like nickel carbide and algae.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    03/26/09

    @acrobatic rabbit_loves sphinxtits: And Harry Blackstone.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    03/26/09

    In reply to Beer Commercials From The Future, Today
    I will buy any product that says, "Taste the future. In your mouth."
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    03/26/09

    @Mount_Prion: Hmmm, the future is bitter and cold. I must have a girlfriend!
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    Image of bonniegrrl bonniegrrl
    03/17/09

    In reply to Alien Versus Predator Game Night
    What, no Twister?!
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    Image of Golem100 Golem100
    03/17/09

    In reply to Alien Versus Predator Game Night
    Well, it's obvious that the chess picture was posed for a publicity shot. The Xenomorph, playing black, has moved two pieces while the Yautja, playing white, has not moved yet.


    I'm just saying.

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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    03/17/09

    @Golem100:
    Uh...no. The Xenomorph is moving the first piece of the game. If you pull up the big version, you can very clearly tell that all the other 31 pieces are still in the outer four rows.
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    Purple Dave was starred Purple Dave was unstarred
    Image of Quilt Quilt
    03/17/09

    In reply to Alien Versus Predator Game Night
    This is funny, because I would rather see a movie about Alien and Predator playing chess then see the actual Alien vs. Predator movies.
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    Image of LaniZoso LaniZoso
    03/17/09

    In reply to Alien Versus Predator Game Night
    That there have been two Alien vs. Predator movies and no Ripley/Sarah Connor team-up sums up everything that is wrong with the world.
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    Image of tetracycloide tetracycloide
    03/17/09

    @LaniZoso: this reminds me that i wish there was a predator movie where they hunt a sentient race of machines.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    03/17/09

    In reply to Alien Versus Predator Game Night
    I would love to see one of those smaller and smaller mouth chain things pop out of the alien to drink that beer.
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    Mount_Prion was starred Mount_Prion was unstarred
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