Stevie Nicks' cameo wasn't the most insane moment on last night's AHS

American Horror Story Coven is back and starting the new year off with a huge bang, thanks to two character deaths, a demon who loves cocaine, and Stevie Nicks! The White Witch made her Coven debut last night, only to be completely drowned out out by a wave of WTFery. There were a whole lotta witches losing their… » 1/09/14 2:25pm 1/09/14 2:25pm

American Horror Story is just the best right now

American Horror Story: Coven is by far and away my favorite AHS yet, and there hasn't even been a single dance number yet. Well, unless you count the Stevie Nicks witch and her little twirly twirls. Either way, it's almost impossible to watch this show and not start immediately clawing at your face. Because it never… » 10/24/13 8:22pm 10/24/13 8:22pm

American Horror Story's season finale: a bloody brilliant hour of…

American Horror Story had its ups and downs this season — but at least the show ended its second season with style and grace. On Wednesday night, Briarcliff went out with a bang. And for the first time in a long while, it felt like the show's script was getting the same attention as the cast's wardrobe. » 1/25/13 6:53am 1/25/13 6:53am

Actual Plot in American Horror Story: Grown Man Drinks Sex Worker's…

And to think the plot line that involved a grown man sucking a woman's breast DRY (an actual thing someone says on the show last night) is only the second most revolting thing to happen on last night's American Horror Story (the first was a character violating a dead body) Sometimes I feel like this isn't really a… » 1/10/13 10:02pm 1/10/13 10:02pm

Let's count all the oversexed ghosts crammed into American Horror Story

Last night, yet ANOTHER ghost was introduced into the mix on American Horror Story — this house is getting so filled up with horny ghosts and creepy rubber sex machines, I think it's time we sat down and sorted out all this madness. Oh, and Moira bit some Armenian's penis off. » 11/17/11 2:43pm 11/17/11 2:43pm

- Dr. Charles and his wife Nora's…

American Horror Story teaches us teenage mass murderers deserve…

After the insanely paced two-part "Halloween" episode, American Horror Story slowed things down by trudging its characters through a slough of despond. Pretty much everyone was tapped by the shit stick this week — ruining young love, work reputations and pregnancies along the way. We also got to meet the Pig Man, and… » 11/10/11 3:54pm 11/10/11 3:54pm

Zachary Quinto just saved American Horror Story

Up until now I've been describing American Horror Story as highly watchable garbage. Highly watchable, because of the powerhouse performances Jessica Lange has been delivering each and every week, with her collection of horny ghouls. But garbage, because the family unit and main characters elicit no emotional… » 10/27/11 12:10pm 10/27/11 12:10pm