American Horror Story Isn't Afraid To Kill Everyone—It's Just Bad At It

As with all American Horror Story seasons, Freak Show is finally hitting its "What the hell is this? I don't even..." crest, in which the show no longer exists as an actual form of serialized television, but rather a collection of weird/entertaining moments. » 11/20/14 4:25pm 11/20/14 4:25pm

Watch American Horror Story's Two-Headed Lady Sing

It's American Horror Story: Freak Show, y'all. And yeah, it's really freaky—especially if this season is going to include a musical number in every single episode. Possibly NSFW images below. » 10/16/14 4:26pm 10/16/14 4:26pm

Finally! The ladies from American Horror Story say, "WE DON'T NEED A…

OK, that's not entirely fair. American Horror Story: Coven has been a pretty female dominated season. But for the first time this in a long time, it finally felt like the witches of this Coven realized, "who run the world? GIRLS." And it was AWESOME. » 1/24/14 5:06pm 1/24/14 5:06pm

Stevie Nicks' cameo wasn't the most insane moment on last night's AHS

American Horror Story Coven is back and starting the new year off with a huge bang, thanks to two character deaths, a demon who loves cocaine, and Stevie Nicks! The White Witch made her Coven debut last night, only to be completely drowned out out by a wave of WTFery. There were a whole lotta witches losing their… » 1/09/14 2:25pm 1/09/14 2:25pm

And now Kathy Bates' severed head will watch Roots and sing

Hang on to your witch tits, the midseason finale (which is totally a thing now) of American Horror Story was insane. So insane. Really really insane. Coven could be the campiest/bloodiest AHS series yet, and it's so good. Spoilers ahead. » 12/13/13 8:30am 12/13/13 8:30am

American Horror Story has a Dead Person Threesome!

Everybody is having sex with dead things on American Horror Story. Because that is what this show does, and it is very good at it. (Making characters have sex with dead things, that is.) Spoilers ahead. » 11/21/13 3:25pm 11/21/13 3:25pm

American Horror Story resurrects a bitchy witch

Last night's American Horror Story had all sorts of bitchy witching. So "Witch Up," ladies, and bust out the "We don't have the rights to Quija" board, because it's time to fuck with some ghosts. Probably literally, knowing this show. » 11/14/13 3:40pm 11/14/13 3:40pm

American Horror Story Burns A Witch Down

Witch burnings, or just another excuse to trot out a new collection of fabulous, black headwear? Seriously can we talk about American Horror Story's collection of hats already? » 11/08/13 1:09pm 11/08/13 1:09pm

American Horror Story is just the best right now

American Horror Story: Coven is by far and away my favorite AHS yet, and there hasn't even been a single dance number yet. Well, unless you count the Stevie Nicks witch and her little twirly twirls. Either way, it's almost impossible to watch this show and not start immediately clawing at your face. Because it never… » 10/24/13 8:22pm 10/24/13 8:22pm

American Horror Story Brings Back the Gorgeous Holy What the Fuckery

American Horror Story is back — and maybe this is premature, but right away I'm thinking this might be the best season yet. Thank goodness for witches, New Orleans, salacious subject matter, and Jessica Lange. This was a very, very good way to start the third season. » 10/10/13 7:36pm 10/10/13 7:36pm

American Horror Story's season finale: a bloody brilliant hour of…

American Horror Story had its ups and downs this season — but at least the show ended its second season with style and grace. On Wednesday night, Briarcliff went out with a bang. And for the first time in a long while, it felt like the show's script was getting the same attention as the cast's wardrobe. » 1/25/13 6:53am 1/25/13 6:53am

Actual Plot in American Horror Story: Grown Man Drinks Sex Worker's…

And to think the plot line that involved a grown man sucking a woman's breast DRY (an actual thing someone says on the show last night) is only the second most revolting thing to happen on last night's American Horror Story (the first was a character violating a dead body) Sometimes I feel like this isn't really a… » 1/10/13 10:02pm 1/10/13 10:02pm

American Horror Story Finale: Dead Really Is Better

Last night on the season finale of the show we like to call Elderly Gay Man's Sex Nightmare, we said goodbye to a few old ghosts and hello to some new ones. But the big takeaway of the night for the whole season boiled down to: If you want to solve all your Earthly problems, kill yourself. » 12/22/11 5:13pm 12/22/11 5:13pm

American Horror Story sprays the audience with its unholy afterbirth

American Horror Story is wasting no time in burning off major plot twists in every episode. Apparently nobody is safe in the Murder House. This show is burning off three season's worth of storylines, and the season's not even over yet. Spoilers ahead... » 12/15/11 4:46pm 12/15/11 4:46pm

American Horror Story confirms our worst suspicions about Violet

The ghosts took a break from their non-stop orgy to flip the scales, and add one more member to their cast. Yes, the big plot reveal — which many of you have been predicting — came true last night and hooey was it a doozey! Behold the spoilery reveal! » 12/08/11 3:27pm 12/08/11 3:27pm

What is it about being dead on American Horror Story that makes the…

Hayden said it best when she straddled yet another ghost on American Horror Story — and asked why she's the horniest ghost in the whole Murder House. We have no idea, but if that means a ghost orgy in the Harmons' living room, then so be it. » 12/01/11 3:59pm 12/01/11 3:59pm

Let's count all the oversexed ghosts crammed into American Horror Story

Last night, yet ANOTHER ghost was introduced into the mix on American Horror Story — this house is getting so filled up with horny ghosts and creepy rubber sex machines, I think it's time we sat down and sorted out all this madness. Oh, and Moira bit some Armenian's penis off. » 11/17/11 2:43pm 11/17/11 2:43pm

- Dr. Charles and his wife Nora's…

American Horror Story teaches us teenage mass murderers deserve…

After the insanely paced two-part "Halloween" episode, American Horror Story slowed things down by trudging its characters through a slough of despond. Pretty much everyone was tapped by the shit stick this week — ruining young love, work reputations and pregnancies along the way. We also got to meet the Pig Man,… » 11/10/11 3:54pm 11/10/11 3:54pm