Drew, a young bartender with a sick home-made Transformers costume auditioned for American Idol last night. So, how'd it go? Not so good. Not only did he forget the words, but he also forgot that Optimus Prime's favorite karaoke jam is a serenade for his unrequited love bot, Mustang Sally. Plus he also opened…

What TV show is going to be the new Lost? People keep asking. But the sad fact is, it may take a few years before we see anything like the island-castaway show again. Real-life spoilers ahead.

Words do not even begin to express my confusion and sick, splodey delight. The runner-up on the eighth season of American Idol, Adam Lambert (Yes, the Goth kid), has made a 2012 music video. It's him walking through explosions, naturally.

If you paid close attention to American Karaoke Idol last night, you may have noticed The Observer planted in the front, only furthering our suspicion that Adam Lambert is truly a guylinered alien.

Forget any talk (even our own) about the effect Fox's American Idol would have on Lost's audience; Wednesday's episode wasn't just up 15% in terms of viewers, it was the most successful episode this season.

Fox has, apparently, declared war on ABC's Lost... by permanently moving American Idol opposite for the rest of the season. But what effect will this have on the island drama, and what's behind the move?

Want to see a preview of X-Men Origins: Wolverine before it gets released in May? All you have to do is force yourself to sit through American Idol next week. Oh, and another couple shows.