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    Image of Florian. Florian.
    04/16/09

    In reply to Seven (Mostly) Scientific Devices for Measuring Sexual Arousal
    "monitored conveniently by the anal probe method described." i don't think "conveniently" is a fitting word to be used in any relation to an anal probe
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    Image of Annalee Newitz Annalee Newitz
    04/16/09

    @Florian.: Yeah, I think they should have used the word "cunningly" instead.
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    Image of sfokevin sfokevin
    04/16/09

    In reply to Seven (Mostly) Scientific Devices for Measuring Sexual Arousal
    Where does one sigh up for grant money to insert these probes into a bunch of young college guys and monitor their jerk sessions?...
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    Image of Annalee Newitz Annalee Newitz
    04/16/09

    @sfokevin: Apparently at the University of Minnesota.
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    Image of phoenix phoenix
    04/16/09

    In reply to Seven (Mostly) Scientific Devices for Measuring Sexual Arousal
    I love how apparently only one sensor is required for the gentlemen. ;) Guess we really are simplistic creatures.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/16/09

    In reply to Seven (Mostly) Scientific Devices for Measuring Sexual Arousal
    Sooo... What's up with all the sex posts on io9 lately, Annalee? Missing Fleshbot much?
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    Image of Annalee Newitz Annalee Newitz
    04/16/09

    @Pessimipopotamus is off to the LB Grand Prix: We're having "spring mating season" week. See io9.com/tag/spring-mating-season


    I promise there will be no more sex after this weekend.

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    Image of ssoltero ssoltero
    04/16/09

    In reply to Seven (Mostly) Scientific Devices for Measuring Sexual Arousal
    "Hang on a second baby, I need to see if you are truly aroused..."
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    04/16/09

    @ssoltero: "Now inserting Genital Muscle Contraction Monitor. Huh... that's funny... it peaked and now it's at zero. Honey? Where are you going?"
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    04/16/09

    In reply to Seven (Mostly) Scientific Devices for Measuring Sexual Arousal
    Vadge Tester! Hurr hurrr hurr I'll sign up to be a volunteer tester.


    Never have I seen such a conflicting mix of sexy and clinically scientific. "Nipple Stimulators". "Anal Stimulator". "Laptop Computer".


    I'm imagining a cybernetic love robot saying "I will now utilize the Anal Stimulator" and I can't help but think of the possibilities....

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    Image of Rasselas Rasselas
    04/16/09

    In reply to Seven (Mostly) Scientific Devices for Measuring Sexual Arousal
    For each of these devices, there is a fetish community, and for each of the latter, there is a chapter in Warren Ellis' next novel, I assume.
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    04/16/09

    In reply to Seven (Mostly) Scientific Devices for Measuring Sexual Arousal
    I can't wait for someone to design these measuring devices with a USB connector.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/16/09

    @ManchuCandidate: But my computer will freeze everytime I activate my ceiling cat device.
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