There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is possible for intelligent folk. It is a dimension as vast as dull and as shaped as a doughnut. It is the middle ground between no ideas and laziness, between homage and insult, and it lies between the pit of man's need for the familiar and the summit of his entertainment. This is the dimension where imagination and art dies. It is an area which we call the YARM Zone.
Did anyone ever read that old Vertigo comic, The Books of Magic? Unicorn awesomeness. Grawwr, horn in your face, Manticore!
Or those Bruce Coville YA books about Unicorns? I may have been like 7 when I read them, but I recall them being pretty cool.
Or how about that movie The Last Unicorn? Maybe more trippy than badass, but still. And that theme song? "I'm aliiiive! I'm aliiiiiieeeeeeve!"
Anything can be awesome, if you do it right. Take a unicorn, but make it BLACK. Put a samurai on its back. The Samurai? He's playing a guitar -- shaped like a lightning bolt! The unicorn is galloping through the cosmos, on a rainbow. With every step it takes, a shooting star falls out of its tail! It's the Heavy Metal Unicorn. Lame? No way. More like so awesome it'll make you cry LASER BEAMS!
Of course, on the flip side, anything awesome can be lame, if done poorly. Zombies Apocalypse = Awesome. And yet how many shitty Zombie movies are there? Too many to count. How many really good ones are there? Little enough that you can count them on two hands.
I would LOVE to see a book about a war between Zombies and Unicorns. Somebody write it, quick!
As much as I hate most fantasy, I have to agree with Holly Black. Because Unicorns are outdated I think that gives writers a great opportunity to reinvent the lore. People have disdain for them because they seem to be done the same way every time, but add a little spice to it and you could have another monster franchise on your hands.
If anything zombies seems to be wearing out their welcome. I mean, how many times can you have a plague or spooky mist make people into the undead?
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Here you go.
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*cue the Wicked Witch of the West theme*
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However at least they got to sort of close out the story a bit.
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It's been done to death.
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sigh
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Did anyone ever read that old Vertigo comic, The Books of Magic? Unicorn awesomeness. Grawwr, horn in your face, Manticore!
Or those Bruce Coville YA books about Unicorns? I may have been like 7 when I read them, but I recall them being pretty cool.
Or how about that movie The Last Unicorn? Maybe more trippy than badass, but still. And that theme song? "I'm aliiiive! I'm aliiiiiieeeeeeve!"
Anything can be awesome, if you do it right. Take a unicorn, but make it BLACK. Put a samurai on its back. The Samurai? He's playing a guitar -- shaped like a lightning bolt! The unicorn is galloping through the cosmos, on a rainbow. With every step it takes, a shooting star falls out of its tail! It's the Heavy Metal Unicorn. Lame? No way. More like so awesome it'll make you cry LASER BEAMS!
Of course, on the flip side, anything awesome can be lame, if done poorly. Zombies Apocalypse = Awesome. And yet how many shitty Zombie movies are there? Too many to count. How many really good ones are there? Little enough that you can count them on two hands.
I would LOVE to see a book about a war between Zombies and Unicorns. Somebody write it, quick!
11/18/08
Funniest line today.
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LOL.
You only have three posts and I'm already sick of you.
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Visit many farms, do you?
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If anything zombies seems to be wearing out their welcome. I mean, how many times can you have a plague or spooky mist make people into the undead?
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YA, a refuge for stylish, elegant, imaginative prose.
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Got it.