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*looks around, sees no one else taking up applause*
*sits the fuck back down*
Virginia is muggy and rainy and hot. *sulks*
05/27/09
Maybe this site is obviously not geared towards you and that's why you hate it?!
Unlike me on the other hand. I just converted into a vampire last night, so this site's got everything I want or need!
Especially about how sucking blood is really the new 'awesome'!!!
Which is why I'm gonna tune into True Blood every week because its the suckiest t.v. show out there!
It sucks so much I recommend it to all my friends every week: "Hey David Shinyabs if you're tired of being a dork and wanna fit in with the sucky at school you better watch TB every week to learn how to suck and act like a sucker!"
If you can find a show that epitomize suck better than True Blood you're a liar! Forget Battlestar Metalica and Terminator: The MILF Chronicles, none of those shows could suck as much as TB does!
Don't even know why I'm wasting time with you haters. Suck bye!
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this fake blog is all over the damn place. I09, Gizmodo. Lifehacker...
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R.O.A.C.H.
05/27/09
But, it's cool io9, I believe in your integrity. we're good.
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/smirk
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Poor Meredith and her True Blood beat are stuck bearing the brunt of the awkwardness from the ad team's bad judgment. :-/
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Just admit it - they've been paying you this whole time; the previous years worth of "reviews" were just the groundwork for this ARG.
In fact, your post about your previously failed ARG was also a fake - to make us think you couldn't run an ARG, when in fact the whole site was nothing more than an ARG for TrueBlood.
Oh... My... God.
That means none of you are real! None of this is real! The editors, the commentors, the shows! None of it! You're all shills to the man, paid to advertise and subsidize True Blood!
I'm the only real person here!
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Blood-sucking HBO Exec #1: The second season of the show is up 15 points in the crucial Dunny0 market.
Exec #2: But how do we make that target demographic buy more blood-flavored lollipops? Any ideas, editorial droids?
Annalee-bot: I'm checking the comments and... uh oh. Looks like Dunny0 didn't like Mecha-Meredith's glowing review of the season premiere.
Exec #1: Sound the alarm!
Alarm: ::sounds::
Annalee-bot: He writes "Yeah, True Blood's pretty great - "
Exec #2: Yes!
Annalee-bot: "- but there aren't nearly enough dance numbers for my taste."
Exec #2: Oh.
Exec #1: Drat.
Exec #2: Can we get a triviagasm of Ten Lamest Dancing Vampires?
Annalee-bot: Charlie Jane Android is on it.
Exec #1: Great. But just in case, someone get Susan Stroman on the phone.
Exec #2: But I hate dancing vampires!
Exec #1: It's all to keep Dunny0 happy, Number 2. All for Dunny0.
Exec #2: Oh well. At least he hasn't demanded we re-cast all the roles with Nathan Fillion and Alan Tudyk and replace the set with a run-down spaceship yet.
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