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twophrasebark
06/10/09

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SsS - LOL
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ManchuCandidate
06/10/09

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Where's the Sleestak dictionary?

SSSSsssss - "OMG"

Ss - "it is"

SSssSSSSsss - "Will Ferrell"

Sss? - "Why"

s - "is"

SssS - "he"

SSSSSsss - "eating"

SSSsssS - "Dino"

ssssssSSS - "Pooh"
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crashedpc - Haifisch
06/10/09

@ManchuCandidate: "SsssssSSSSSSSSSssssSS!!!" - Oh help me gods I'm stuck in a scat film.
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AngryEddy
06/10/09

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Paku should be used to encode communications during wartime. Imagine our enemies trying to figure that out.
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crashedpc - Haifisch
06/10/09

@AngryEddy: And then, someone buys the DVD set of the original Land of the Lost off the Internet...
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AngryEddy
06/10/09

@crashedpc : ゴキブリ and 蟑螂 division: Thanks for spoiling national security, man.
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TemporalSword
06/10/09

@AngryEddy:

Terrorist analyst: Sir! We've intercepted the American communications, but it's in a new language!

Terrorist Leader: What the $%@$ is THAT? Sounds like my two year old kid playing with his trucks and rockets. Get our best linguistics guy on it, right away!

Analyst: Yes, sir!

Leader: Also, Jihad! Jihad!
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crashedpc - Haifisch
06/10/09

@AngryEddy: Oops! Teehee!
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crashedpc - Haifisch
06/10/09

@TemporalSword: Admittedly, "BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" and "FWWWWOOON" might actually make for a pretty tough encryption method, as without any discerning auditory features, the language would be hard to crack. Of course, then they'll assume it's encrypted and start doing reverse Fourier analysis on it and then who knows what may happen..
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TemporalSword
06/10/09

@crashedpc : ゴキブリ and 蟑螂 division: Cause I can totally envision the terrorists hiding in their crappy little caves with advanced supercomputers capable of Fourier analyses just out of sight. Maybe they are like little Bat caves, with gadgets lying around and souped-up goats ready to launch from 6 different tunnels. Hm, come to think of it, that was kinda the cave in Iron Man, so, yeah!
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crashedpc - Haifisch
06/10/09

@TemporalSword: Never underestimate the power of ricer goats.
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