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    Artificial Penis Takes a Bunny Hop Forward
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    Image of gorehound gorehound
    11/10/09

    In reply to Artificial Penis Takes a Bunny Hop Forward
    i would like to re-grow my penis.it is a long time since it grew. #artificialpenis
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    Image of Dr Emilio Lizardo Dr Emilio Lizardo
    11/09/09

    In reply to Artificial Penis Takes a Bunny Hop Forward
    Trying to set a record for using the word "penis" the most times in a non-fleshbot Gawker post? #artificialpenis
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    Image of Anekanta - killed by a cacodemon Anekanta - killed by a cacodemon
    11/09/09

    In reply to Artificial Penis Takes a Bunny Hop Forward
    Well, that's it... if regenerative technology needed any more incentive or sponsorship to get going, the possibility of a men able "to upgrade their current equipment" just guaranteed that this tech will be perfected in only a few years.

    This business will be huge! A "growth" industry!

    Of course, this means a whole new conversation with your significant other... do you stay natural, or go with the enhanced alternative? #artificialpenis
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    Image of Jesse Astle Jesse Astle
    11/09/09

    @Anekanta - Go Play!: So the secret to getting funding to cure cancer is saying that it will also make your junk bigger. #artificialpenis
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    Image of Anekanta - killed by a cacodemon Anekanta - killed by a cacodemon
    11/09/09

    @Jesse Astle: Oddly enough, yes. #artificialpenis
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    Image of Counterglow Counterglow
    11/10/09

    @Anekanta - Space Hippy!: If they don't keep their research safe, or if they go off half-cocked and publish prematurely, I bet they'll come in for some stiff competition. #artificialpenis
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    Image of Indigen Indigen
    11/10/09

    @Anekanta - Space Hippy!: I was just going to post that.

    "...as well as men looking to upgrade their current equipment..."

    That is the only line the article needed to get the entire actual concern behind this "scientific work".

    PS. I am glad I was not a lab tech for these people. Or a rabbit. "rabbits with damaged penises". How did they get damaged then, science guys? What nightmarish little procedure did you develop for that, which mind crafted the tools. #artificialpenis
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    Image of Anekanta - killed by a cacodemon Anekanta - killed by a cacodemon
    11/10/09

    @Counterglow: I sure hope they don't get the shaft. But I guess the balls are in their court... #artificialpenis
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    11/10/09

    @Indigen: Yeah--I don't want to know how those poor rabbits got damaged... I just hope those scientists are practising good ethics, and found those rabbits already in a damaged state. #artificialpenis
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    Image of Counterglow Counterglow
    11/10/09

    @Anekanta - Space Hippy!: I bow in the presence of a Dark Master. #artificialpenis
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    Image of Anekanta - killed by a cacodemon Anekanta - killed by a cacodemon
    11/10/09

    @Counterglow: Rise, my young apprentice! #artificialpenis
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    Image of ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.
    11/09/09

    In reply to Artificial Penis Takes a Bunny Hop Forward
    Did they, remove the rabbit's gear first? #artificialpenis
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    Image of golddiggersof2033 golddiggersof2033
    11/09/09

    In reply to Artificial Penis Takes a Bunny Hop Forward
    Insert joke about not so lucky rabbit's foot here.
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    Image of TrueCrime TrueCrime
    11/09/09

    In reply to Artificial Penis Takes a Bunny Hop Forward
    The rabbit on top isn't trying hard enough. And the rabbit on bottom needs to learn how to fake it. #artificialpenis
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    Image of IraeNicole IraeNicole
    11/09/09

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    Ooh I wonder if this would be applicable to trans men. #artificialpenis
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    Image of DisturbingClown DisturbingClown
    11/09/09

    @IraeNicole: That crossed mind as well. I'm sure it's still quite a leap to build a fully functional unit from scratch. I dunno how much you could just, er, rewire the plumbing. #artificialpenis
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    Image of KhaiJB KhaiJB
    11/09/09

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    I'm sorry sir, we can't fit you with one that big, you'll fall over. #artificialpenis
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    Image of kagekiri kagekiri
    11/09/09

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    Woah, it's Atala again. I heard lots about him in my tissue engineering class; pretty sure he helped make test-tube bladders too.

    I know rabbits probably don't care, but I wonder if this affects the nerves. That would probably make most upgraders think twice. #artificialpenis
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    Image of GreyHammer GreyHammer
    11/09/09

    In reply to Artificial Penis Takes a Bunny Hop Forward
    i have one question: will this make my junk bigger? #artificialpenis
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    Image of cletar cletar
    11/09/09

    In reply to Artificial Penis Takes a Bunny Hop Forward
    Scaffolding made from penises? Gah! #artificialpenis
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    Image of Roklimber Roklimber
    11/09/09

    In reply to Artificial Penis Takes a Bunny Hop Forward
    And it's research from a Baptist center. #artificialpenis
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    Image of LittleDragon LittleDragon
    11/09/09

    @Roklimber: Is this your secret mission from the council? Rabbit re-erection? #artificialpenis
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    Image of Roklimber Roklimber
    11/09/09

    @LittleDragon: LOL... no, no, no. #artificialpenis
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