I can already see the predatory gleam in my father's eyes. He's one of those crazy fishermen that would literally go to the moon, any moon, if there's a prospect of good fishing involved.
Being a vegetarian, I'm rooting for underwater cities and green merepeople.
@SeeingI: The radiation would destroy the probe in minutes. Jupiter's inner moons frequently pass through Jupiter's equivalent of a Van Allen belt, so it's constantly hit with charged particles.
Under the surface ice, it might be a different story--the ice might be thick enough to prevent radiation from penetrating any deeper; so if there are oceans of liquid water under there, there's also a possibility of life.
@Anekanta: I read someplace that any such probe would have to be made of ceramic to avoid any mishaps, like say, stainless steel's ion emissions accidentally poisoning the European (!?) critters. #space
@ottothecat2008: 5-10km of ice should do pretty decently at stopping radiation. Not to mention there are certain species of bacteria that thrive in extreme conditions on Earth.
@Motoki: It looked like Dadaists gone extra mad, on really good drugs. "In order to survive, the Seal People had to get.... a little crazy," is so insanely funny?
@ThisDudeRufus: If it comes out of an ocean and can be turned into sushi, I think its game.
And really, if UN laws can't stop them hunting whales, then once the novelty of xenoshimi catches on, are the vague warnings of the mysterious and sufficiently advanced progenitors which spurred our evolution really going to stop them?
@Roklimber: Correct me if I'm wrong and chide me for being to lazy to look it up. In the book "2010" I believe that life was on Io (by the chinese mission) but by the time the movie got made, research had established that life was more likely on Europa so Clarke asked that it be changed.
@Dr Emilio Lizardo: Maybe you're thinking about how the 2001 book was about Saturn, but the movie was about Jupiter. So Clarke wrote the subsequent books about Jupiter, as well.
@goldfarb: The book had the Chinese burning all their fuel on the way to Jupiter in order to get to the monolith first. They landed on Europa to refuel, and the alien blob monster was attracted to their lights. Io is a hellhole.
@okeribok: This is where we need to start inhabiting many different rocks, with differing gravities. Throw some mammals on the moon, and some on Mars, just to see the effects of 1/6th or 1/3 G on mammalian reproduction. Take some of the smaller critters and put them on a centrifuge, and try different rates. See? space travel and sex do make for a great mix, in spite of that hot mess DEFYING GRAVITY.
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ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE.
USE THEM TOGETHER. USE THEM IN PEACE.
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Under the surface ice, it might be a different story--the ice might be thick enough to prevent radiation from penetrating any deeper; so if there are oceans of liquid water under there, there's also a possibility of life.
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Don't forget the Seal People!
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Although I rather liked having it look like we were all insane and making bizarre random crap.
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And really, if UN laws can't stop them hunting whales, then once the novelty of xenoshimi catches on, are the vague warnings of the mysterious and sufficiently advanced progenitors which spurred our evolution really going to stop them?
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Anybody remember that?
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