Miss Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles? Us too. Luckily, 1982 sword-and-sandal epic Ator The Invincible is a spitting image for Beastwizard, the action franchise that starred a Terminator's lookalike. Behold the blonde swordswoman, the young hero, and their bear cub.

You know a science fiction movie is going to be totally absurd and balls-to-the-wall when it starts off with a voiceover that just throws a giant ball of crazy at your head. Someone who is trying not to giggle gives a little speech about how there was a guy named Zaark 795, and he rose up against his brother, the…