io9 Film Festival: The best of Turkish rip-off scifi cinema

In honor of Turkey Day, here's seven of the best Turkish rip-off movies presented in their entirety. Copyright and production values are nonexistent, but the thrills are (sort of) non-stop. Here's Turkish Star Wars, Star Trek, and other trashterpieces. » 11/27/10 5:10pm 11/27/10 5:10pm

This ET porno will ruin the very notion of sex for you forever [NSFW]

In the following (heavily edited, but still mind-blowing) clip, a female ET makes love to a cadre of high-society humans, including a fellow that looks suspiciously like Abraham Lincoln. NSFW for thrusting, puppet breasts, and horror. » 8/11/10 12:00pm 8/11/10 12:00pm