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Avatar Product Placement Teaches Us That Scifi Geeks Get Laid
Those of you who missed the bizarre product placement plotline in TV series Bones earlier this month: Behold, we boiled it down for you. Nerds who work on Bones' team find sex and weird fandom waiting in line for Avatar. More »A Victoria's Secret Ad By Michael Bay. Your Unmentionables Will Explode In 30 Seconds...
Helicopters, flames, explosions, cars... and cheesecake. It can only be Michael Bay's unique view of women's sexuality. Michael Bay has done Victoria's Secret ads before, but this new one is the purest expression of his vision. More »The Bloody Bodies Of Polar Bears Rain From The Skies, Because Of You!
In what might be the most frighteningly graphic commercial we've ever seen, it's raining polar bears. The giant bloody bodies are destroying this town, sending the message: Go green, or be smashed by flying bear corpses. Really horrible. [Geekologie]Oops, I Destroyed The Human Race Again!
Remember a while back, when we showed you six draft posters for the Battlestar Galactica prequel Caprica? Syfy has chosen the final poster... and it's very naked. Would you Adam and Eve it? Full version at the link. [Chicago Tribune]The Cluelessness Continues with "Jennifer's Body" DVD Cover
Remember how all the clueless boy-oriented sexbot marketing killed Jennifer's Body, which is actually a nightmarish chick flick about how best friends can turn into monsters? Seems like FOX is still riding the clueless train with its DVD marketing scheme. More »ABC Invades Airspace To Promote V
ABC's controversial V reboot may be rumored to be in trouble before it's even started, but that's not stopping the network from aiming sky high when it comes to promotional plans for the show. And we mean that literally. More »Did Stupid Marketing Kill "Jennifer's Body"?
The Blob Attacks New Zealand — For Breast Cancer!
Can you stand the onslaught of... The Blob? It's rampaging through Auckland, New Zealand, terrorizing the city and horrifying bystanders with its giant veins and gelatinous mass. But don't worry — it's all for a worthy cause. More »"Virtual Echo" Turns Dollhouse's Squick Factor Up To 11
Fox wants to make sure you flee Dollhouse's "glamor and dehumanization" premise. The show's new widget, which puts a flirty Eliza Dushku on your desktop, helpfully explains "this show is for creepy teenage masturbators." Good job, Fox! More »Now You Can Follow Inanimate Objects from "Heroes" On Twitter
Wild Things' Biggest Flaw Revealed: The $610 Overgrown Child Suit
I've been supremely cautious about getting excited about Spike Jonze's Wild Things film because whenever I get excited about a piece of indy pop culture, crap like this happens. Witness badvertising at its height: a man-child suit, costing just $610. More »Driveshaft Lives! ...Sort Of
This week, Lost's viral marketing campaign behind DamonCarltonAndAPolarBear.com went too far. In Texas, they revealed their latest limited-edition poster at a rock concert, complete with a dubious Driveshaft homage. More »Vampire Diaries Actresses Arrested For Roadside Topless "Filming"
Four actresses from the CW's new Vampire Diaries were arrested for flashing drivers in Georgia but claim it was all for the show, since they had one cameraman with them. Really? We speculate potential dramatics explaining said "vampire flashing" scene. More »Boobs, Balls And Batman: Comic Con Badvertising
There's advertising — and then there's badvertising, and we saw a lot of the latter at Comic Con. So we rounded up some of the most epic of the weekend's advertising fails for you. More »Times Are Tough For The Joes: Snake Eyes Looks For Additional Income
It's like a geek cereal box, and the free prize is a Ninja. Norton's Internet Security software uses the best Joe to get the job done — the job being keeping your porn stash safe. More »