20 Weird, Insane And Extremely Disturbing Barbie Dolls

There are plenty of lists about the “weirdest” Barbie dolls on the internet, but they only scratch the surface of the insane, sometimes terrifying world of the best-selling doll. Here are 20 totally real, official Barbies that prove she hasn’t just conquered girls toys, she may have literally conquered the universe. » 1/30/15 10:00am 1/30/15 10:00am

Weeping Angel Barbie is waiting for Ken to Blink

Watch a step-by-step transformation of a regular old Barbie into a barbaric time monster who feeds on its prey by sending them back in time. Master crafter Sarah Franz-Wichlacz re-tooled a blonde Barbie by severing her arms, glue-gunning her hair and hosing her down with textured spray paint. Check out the process… » 11/12/12 8:15am 11/12/12 8:15am

Jem is getting the band back together with a whole new toy line

Barbie's plastic nemesis Jem is making a comeback. Yep, Jerrica Benton is getting the band back together with a toy line that includes the hologram-projecting A.I. Synergy. They also made a Rico Pacheco doll (we're assuming someone at Integrity Toys lost a bet) but we couldn't be more excited about the Synergy doll.… » 10/24/12 7:50am 10/24/12 7:50am

Ghost Barbie and Alien Queen Barbie trade in the dream house for BLOOD!

Color us surprised — Mattel, the makers of Barbie, are releasing this less-than-lovable new line of Barbies. A "haunted line" that includes Ghost Barbie and Alien Queen Barbie. Gah, if only they had these dolls years ago can you imagine the games? Ghost Barbie and Alien Queen Barbie fight over Ken — winner gets his… » 10/10/12 11:50am 10/10/12 11:50am

Power Loader Barbie wants you to "Get away from Skipper, you b*tch!"

Now this is the kind of toy I would've saved up for as a kid. Artist Mario Caicedo Langer has created this Power Loader Barbie sporting boots, a tiny crop-top, and a bad-ass mechanical exoskeleton perfect for kicking any xenomorph or Jem doll out an airlock. Quick, someone cobble together a Newt-inspired Skipper with… » 9/11/12 6:40am 9/11/12 6:40am

In her dream house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu Barbie waits dreaming

Barbie's had dozens of careers, so it makes sense she'd give the vocation of "cosmic, insanity-inducing abomination" a whirl. Indeed, Sabrina Zbasnik has given the blonde icon a face full of tentacles and an authoritative wooden stick accessory with which to menace her edible cultists. As Zbansik explains of this… » 5/28/12 8:05am 5/28/12 8:05am