The Dark Knight Is An Overdressed Milk-Drinker

Christian Bale gives you a closer look at the new over-accessorized batsuit while demonstrating his love of calcium. This new Bat "Got Milk" ad makes me nervous on many different levels. First, it's way more apparent how "busy" the bat-suit is. Seriously, that's a lot of look. Also that armor is huge — how can he fight…

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Christian Bale Looks Bat-rophied

batrophied.jpgBruce Wayne looks sort of grumpy, like the Joker disturbed his naptime, in this new promo still from Batman: The Dark Knight. He's also not nearly as buff as he was in Batman Begins, while the Batsuit has more fake plastic muscles than before. Also released today: a new poster for The Dark Knight that tastefully avoids …

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New Batsuit Has Bra Cups Instead Of Nipples

batbreasts.jpgBatman's chest will have special bat-cups which, ummm, lift and separate his pecs. At least he's not sporting the much-criticized nipples from 1997's Batman and Robin. New Batsuit images from The Dark Knight from Uruloki, via IESB.

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