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    Image of SJ_Edwards SJ_Edwards
    08:32 PM

    In reply to What If Moviemakers Swapped Franchises?
    Bong Joon-Ho to direct Terminator.
    Hideo Nakata to direct Dollhouse.
    Michael Bay to direct traffic.
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    Edited by SJ_Edwards at 11/10/09 8:32 PM SJ_Edwards was starred SJ_Edwards was unstarred
    Image of Darklighter Darklighter
    07:02 PM

    In reply to Robot Detectives Battle Superhero Bastards For Your Comics Dollars
    It just occurred to me: Are new comics coming Thursday because of Veterans' Day?

    Edit: Oh holy crap, how did I miss this? S.W.O.R.D. #1 comes out this week! Abigail Brand is the second best thing to come out of Joss's run on Astonishing (the best being Armor).
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    Edited by Darklighter at 11/10/09 7:08 PM Darklighter was starred Darklighter was unstarred
    Image of gorehound gorehound
    04:01 PM

    In reply to What If Moviemakers Swapped Franchises?
    If McG did Dollhouse would we see breasts ?? #transformers
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    Image of Evdor Evdor
    04:35 PM

    @gorehound: Possibly, but it would be in such a way to be completely uninteresting. #transformers
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    Image of twophrasebark twophrasebark
    04:01 PM

    In reply to What If Moviemakers Swapped Franchises?
    Another great article, Graeme. #transformers
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    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    03:57 PM

    In reply to What If Moviemakers Swapped Franchises?
    I'd go see Abrams' Terminator. #transformers
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    Image of Alasdair5000 Alasdair5000
    03:26 PM

    In reply to What If Moviemakers Swapped Franchises?
    Genius:), especially the pros/cons for McG's Dollhouse:). Also Abrams doing Terminator would be fascinating and I seem to remember reading a parody script for Bay's Dark Knight a while back. It was nothing but a constant circling slow mo shot of Gordon and Batman standin up until...the Pentagon exploded. #transformers
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    Image of ThisDudeRufus ThisDudeRufus
    03:16 PM

    In reply to What If Moviemakers Swapped Franchises?
    For your consideration. #transformers
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    Image of Smeagol92055 Smeagol92055
    03:44 PM

    @ThisDudeRufus: Holy cow. Now I really want to see LotR through Wes Anderson's eyes. #transformers
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    Image of franklinshepard franklinshepard
    04:24 PM

    @Smeagol92055: Yeah, normally I hate Wes Anderson (well, except for The Royal Tenenbaums), but I would be very interested in seeing the movie he would make out of LotR. #transformers
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    Image of Davio Davio
    05:41 PM

    @ThisDudeRufus: Dear God. I'm pretty drunk right now, and I need to watch the entire LOTR trilogy under the influence of something. I just need to get a new perspective. #transformers
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    Image of Makidian Makidian
    03:14 PM

    In reply to What If Moviemakers Swapped Franchises?
    All of the ideas sound like they would be awesome except for McG and Dollhouse. I only have two words for that: Fuck McG! The guy is given too much credibility like M. Night, why these guys get handed awesome franchises to take incredible liberties with is beyond me. Of course we haven't seen The Last Airbender but we all know it won't be as awesome as the cartoon. #transformers
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    Image of Log1c Log1c
    03:07 PM

    In reply to What If Moviemakers Swapped Franchises?
    Ridley Scott's X-Men? #transformers
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    Image of kosai kosai
    03:40 PM

    @Log1c: This is too awesome for my brain. #transformers
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    Image of geesejuggler geesejuggler
    03:57 PM

    @Log1c: Brain-blowingly awesome!! #transformers
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    Image of Log1c Log1c
    04:44 PM

    @kosai: @geesejuggler: I just kind of threw this one out there, but now that I think about it that would be absolutely sick! #transformers
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    Image of Dresan Dresan
    06:49 PM

    @Log1c: Whedon's X-men ? You know, as a movie?
    You know you want to see Wolverine. #transformers
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    Image of Motoki Motoki
    03:06 PM

    In reply to What If Moviemakers Swapped Franchises?
    A McG Dollhouse is just about the most shitacular thing I can think of. Worst idea of the year. #transformers
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    Image of Makidian Makidian
    03:15 PM

    @Motoki: Yes, yes it is. That would be like giving M. Night Fringe and letting him run with it. There would be a mindblowing but totally transparent twist at the end of every episode. #transformers
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    Image of The_Sporean_Bob The_Sporean_Bob
    04:36 PM

    @Makidian: Some guy just dissolved into dust and it turns out he was a dead water fairy trying to communicate with Peter, who is really a superhero, in order to save a backwoods amish village from the TREES!
    What a TWIST! #transformers
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    CParis promoted this comment The_Sporean_Bob was starred The_Sporean_Bob was unstarred
    Image of CParis CParis
    06:24 PM

    @The_Sporean_Bob: I almost peed my pants! Can't wait to see it on the CW! #transformers
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    Image of Bill-Lee Bill-Lee
    03:00 PM

    In reply to What If Moviemakers Swapped Franchises?
    Unless he gets hired as a security guard, Michael Bay needs to be banned from going anywhere near a movie studio. Bryan Singer doesn't need to direct another movie. He needs to be hired to work on other people's movies so he can direct the 20 minute monologues in which the leaders of teams of heroes explain each and every hero's powers and abilities. McG needs to start using a more professional sounding name. I don't care if it was a family nickname, I can't take any professional seriously when their professional name sounds like something you would order at a McDonald's run by "gangstas". Christopher Nolan should direct Batman movies for the rest of his career and I don't care what anyone has to say about moral ambiguity and the nihilistic Joker. Those were the best elements in Nolan's Batman movies. JJ Abrams can reboot any franchise he wants...as soon as he learns not to use lens flares in every scene. I'm actually kind of ambivalent about Orci and Kurtzman. They need to go to psychologists to deal with their daddy issues and stop foisting them on the audience.
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    Edited by Bill-Lee at 11/10/09 3:02 PM Bill-Lee was starred Bill-Lee was unstarred
    Image of Im_your_Huckleberry Im_your_Huckleberry
    03:14 PM

    @Bill-Lee: (Slow clap) Excellent! #transformers
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    Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. promoted this comment Im_your_Huckleberry was starred Im_your_Huckleberry was unstarred
    Image of CParis CParis
    06:22 PM

    @Bill-Lee: McGangstas! LOL!! #transformers
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    Image of WeaponizedPlacebo WeaponizedPlacebo
    06:49 PM

    @Bill-Lee: I agree with everything you just said and would like a subscription to your magazine.
    I can't help but wonder what the commercials for the McG would be like... #transformers
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    SJ_Edwards promoted this comment WeaponizedPlacebo was starred WeaponizedPlacebo was unstarred
    Image of ThisDudeRufus ThisDudeRufus
    02:58 PM

    In reply to What If Moviemakers Swapped Franchises?
    Does anyone else think we live in an alternate dimension where we actually got all the wacky director choices? There's gotta be someone on Earth-392 thinking "How could anyone but Wes Anderson direct Battlestar Galactica? And if Kevin Smith didn't do Lord of the Rings, how would you get that hilarious banter when Saruman and Sauron make fun of Wormtounge?" #transformers
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    Image of geesejuggler geesejuggler
    02:43 PM

    In reply to What If Moviemakers Swapped Franchises?
    You keep Abrams and McG away from my Terminator and Dollhouse! It just ain't right. #transformers
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    Image of omgwtflolbbqbye omgwtflolbbqbye
    02:40 PM

    In reply to What If Moviemakers Swapped Franchises?
    You do know Michael Bay actually did do a treatment for a Batman movie right?

    Script excerpts are here:

    [my.spill.com] #transformers
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    Image of Darklighter Darklighter
    02:55 PM

    @omgwtflolbbqbye: "Pyrotechnics erupt in the distance. Guitar solo."

    One of my favorite things to ever grace the internet. #transformers
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    Image of ElimGarak ElimGarak
    03:08 PM

    @omgwtflolbbqbye: Wow, that is awesome!!!

    "But which one of the internets do we hack?"
    "All of them!" #transformers
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    omgwtflolbbqbye promoted this comment ElimGarak was starred ElimGarak was unstarred
    Image of Rtrain Rtrain
    03:26 PM

    @Darklighter: "Pyrotechnics erupt in the distance. Guitar solo."

    Is that the Bay equivalent of "I put on my robe and wizard's hat"? #transformers
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    omgwtflolbbqbye promoted this comment Rtrain was starred Rtrain was unstarred
    Image of Darklighter Darklighter
    03:45 PM

    @Rtrain: No, it's what happens when Michael Bay has an orgasm. #transformers
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    Image of Rtrain Rtrain
    04:34 PM

    @Darklighter: Way to go! Way to put that image in my head! #transformers
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    Image of EdificeComplex EdificeComplex
    02:37 PM

    In reply to What If Moviemakers Swapped Franchises?
    Peter Jackson's Harry Potter. #transformers
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    Image of bookling bookling
    02:46 PM

    @EdificeComplex: YES PLZ. #transformers
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    Image of ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.
    03:13 PM

    @EdificeComplex: I'd do a 48 hour marathon of them once they were all out. #transformers
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    Image of CParis CParis
    06:20 PM

    @ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.: Yup! And you'd only be able to get through the first 3 films.
    He ought to get sponsorship from Depends, I can't hold it long enough to watch any of his movies in one sitting! #transformers
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