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    Image of Cupajo Cupajo
    11/01/09

    In reply to Fruit Bats Enjoy Oral Sex, Too
    "Fruit Bats Enjoy Oral Sex, Too"

    Yeah, but they never give you any warning when they're about to pop. #batsex
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    Image of Vulcan Has No Moon Vulcan Has No Moon
    10/31/09

    In reply to Fruit Bats Enjoy Oral Sex, Too
    Min Tan of China's Guangdong Entomological Institute must have some mad crazy saleswomanship skills if she went to a grant committee and said, "I want to research bat oral sex" and actually got funding for this. #batsex
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    Image of Bootknife-Jackson Bootknife-Jackson
    10/30/09

    In reply to Fruit Bats Enjoy Oral Sex, Too
    YES! #batsex
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    Image of gorehound gorehound
    10/30/09

    In reply to Fruit Bats Enjoy Oral Sex, Too
    I want to make some fruit bat porn movies #batsex
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    Image of anomaly_kid anomaly_kid
    10/30/09

    In reply to Fruit Bats Enjoy Oral Sex, Too
    I don't know whether to be turned on or disturbed. Someone please help me! #batsex
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    Image of J_Frank_Parnell J_Frank_Parnell
    10/30/09

    In reply to Fruit Bats Enjoy Oral Sex, Too
    Well, it's clear to me now that my suspicions were wrong. My wife isn't a bat. #batsex
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    Image of darkmarker darkmarker
    10/30/09

    In reply to Fruit Bats Enjoy Oral Sex, Too
    Na na na na na na na na na na na na na BAT PORN
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    Image of tetracycloide tetracycloide
    10/30/09

    In reply to Fruit Bats Enjoy Oral Sex, Too
    bat's mating is NSFW why exactly? they're just bats... #batsex
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    Image of quetzilla quetzilla
    10/30/09

    @tetracycloide: humans mating is NSFW why exactly? they're just humans... #batsex
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    Image of tetracycloide tetracycloide
    10/30/09

    @quetzilla: because work says so. i don't know about you but my workplace specifically prohibits pornography with human beings but they've never said anything about other animals. #batsex
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    Image of quetzilla quetzilla
    10/31/09

    @tetracycloide: erm, I wasn't being 100% serious with that comment. Thought it was kind of obvious :P #batsex
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    Image of Klebert L. Hall Klebert L. Hall
    10/31/09

    @tetracycloide:
    Everything about the NSFW rules (I mean in the world, not here) is stupid, why should this be any different?
    -Kle. #batsex
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/30/09

    In reply to Fruit Bats Enjoy Oral Sex, Too
    "Or the female bat could be occupying her mate for as long as possible so that a rival female doesn't snatch him"

    Pun intended? #batsex
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Fruit Bats Enjoy Oral Sex, Too
    Bonobo Monkeys like getting their freak on too.. #batsex
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    Image of phoghat phoghat
    10/30/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®:
    Watching MSNBC the other day and they stated that the Bonobo has sex of some kind 50 times a day #batsex
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    Image of Plankton420 Plankton420
    10/30/09

    In reply to Fruit Bats Enjoy Oral Sex, Too
    This is just another much-needed reminder that we humans are nothing more than mammals with delusions of grandeur. #batsex
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    Image of Agent355 Agent355
    10/30/09

    In reply to Fruit Bats Enjoy Oral Sex, Too
    "For one thing, sexual encounters that involved oral stimulation lasted, on average, 100 seconds longer than those that didn't..." It lasted longer? Wow, that's completely different than humans. #batsex
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    10/30/09

    In reply to Fruit Bats Enjoy Oral Sex, Too
    Bat Deep Throat? #batsex
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    Image of badbob001 badbob001
    10/30/09

    In reply to Fruit Bats Enjoy Oral Sex, Too
    In the video, the bat is licking his own penis while another bat is giving him some backdoor love? #batsex
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    Image of tetracycloide tetracycloide
    10/30/09

    @badbob001: you see, badbob001, when a mommy bat and a daddy bat love each other very very much the mommy bat hangs upside down with the daddy bat behind her. then she lifts her body up over the penis of the daddy bat and impales herself on his shaft over and over again. this is called 'love making' and it's a very beautiful and natural thing. and sometimes the mommy bat will bend down and lick the daddy bat's penis with her tongue. this is called 'oral sex' or 'fellatio' and it's very fun for the mommy and the daddy bat when they both love each other.
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    Image of Bigdamnhero Bigdamnhero
    10/30/09

    In reply to Fruit Bats Enjoy Oral Sex, Too
    "Or the female bat could be occupying her mate for as long as possible so that a rival female doesn't snatch him away."

    Yet another persuasive argument for use with my girlfriend. Christmas came early this year. Thanks, io9! #batsex
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