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    Michaelbayfacts - The Greatest Transformers Tie-In Yet

    Choke Down The Horror Of A Bay-Faced M&M

    Imax Transformers Screening Will Have Additional Robot Fights To Confuse You With

    LaBeouf And Bay Strategize On Where To Hang Their "We Beat The Terminators" Trophy

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    Image of omgwtflolbbqbye omgwtflolbbqbye
    06/25/09

    In reply to Michaelbayfacts - The Greatest Transformers Tie-In Yet
    Michael Bay makes bad movies.


    ...


    What?

     Reply
    omgwtflolbbqbye was starred omgwtflolbbqbye was unstarred
    Image of Plague Plague
    06/25/09

    @omgwtflolbbqbye: And someone has to go and be the spoilsport.
     Reply
    Plague was starred Plague was unstarred
    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    06/25/09

    @omgwtflolbbqbye: I wish I could double heart your for that.
     Reply
    NerD: Blattella was starred NerD: Blattella was unstarred
    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    06/25/09

    In reply to Michaelbayfacts - The Greatest Transformers Tie-In Yet
    That twinkle in Michael Bay's eyes? A constant stream of tiny expolsions in his corneas.
     Reply
    Grey_Area was starred Grey_Area was unstarred
    Image of Smeagol92055 Smeagol92055
    06/25/09

    In reply to Michaelbayfacts - The Greatest Transformers Tie-In Yet
    I always kind of wanted a day of my life filmed by Michael Bay.


    Gets up. Bed explodes.

    Brushes teeth, spits in sink, sink explodes.

    Makes eggs. Stove explodes.

    Drives to work. Massive shootout on freeway with tons of explosions.

    Sassy black woman checks out my ass as I walk to the elevator at work, makes sassy remark. Lobby explodes after elevator doors close.


    Y'know, that sort of stuff.


    Also, tits.

     Reply
    Smeagol92055 was starred Smeagol92055 was unstarred
    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    06/25/09

    @Smeagol92055: R.O.A.C.H.: The elevator doors need to close in slo-mo, while you give the double barreled thumbs-up to the hot chick that you left speechless in the lobby.
     Reply
    crashedpc - Haifisch was starred crashedpc - Haifisch was unstarred
    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    06/25/09

    @crashedpc : ゴキブリ and 蟑螂 division: Also your morning drive needs to have a stop for gas where you blow up the gas station.


    And tits.

     Reply
    NerD: Blattella was starred NerD: Blattella was unstarred
    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    06/25/09

    @NerD!!! - R.O.A.C.H.: Ooh, how about a prolonged bazooka fight between you and the guy at the toll booth over exploding nickels?
     Reply
    crashedpc - Haifisch was starred crashedpc - Haifisch was unstarred
    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    06/25/09

    All of this now please.


    Thank you.

     Reply
    92BuickLeSabre was starred 92BuickLeSabre was unstarred
    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    06/25/09

    @crashedpc : ゴキブリ and 蟑螂 division: only if the toll booth operater flicks it at you in extreme slow mo, and the camera focuses on it as it lands in your lap.
     Reply
    NerD: Blattella was starred NerD: Blattella was unstarred
    Image of Monkey_Bread Monkey_Bread
    06/25/09

    In reply to Michaelbayfacts - The Greatest Transformers Tie-In Yet
    Michael Bay is directing a re-make of the Ten Commandments:
    - The burning bush is now a burning forest
    - The Egyptians now have machine guns
    - Moses is now played by a Michael Duncan Clark
    - The final scene involves a robotic Sphinx, a space ship, 400 explosions and a cameo by Jesus (played by George Clooney).
     Reply
    Monkey_Bread was starred Monkey_Bread was unstarred
    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    06/25/09

    @Monkey_Bread: Ooh, ooh, will Moses part the Red Sea... WITH EXPLOSIVES??
     Reply
    crashedpc - Haifisch was starred crashedpc - Haifisch was unstarred
    Image of Belabras ate my dingo! Belabras ate my dingo!
    06/25/09

    @crashedpc : ゴキブリ and 蟑螂 division: He god-damned better!
     Reply
    Belabras ate my dingo! was starred Belabras ate my dingo! was unstarred
    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    06/25/09

    @Belabras: Delicious irony in phrase usage, I must say.
     Reply
    crashedpc - Haifisch was starred crashedpc - Haifisch was unstarred
    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    06/25/09

    In reply to Michaelbayfacts - The Greatest Transformers Tie-In Yet
    No big fan of the Chuck Norris facts - because (a) they are just random acts of badassery and (b) much like everything else about Chuck Norris - they all actually apply to Bruce Lee.


    But these, these gave me a hearty afternoon guffaw.

     Reply
    92BuickLeSabre was starred 92BuickLeSabre was unstarred
    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    06/25/09

    In reply to Michaelbayfacts - The Greatest Transformers Tie-In Yet
    Blergh. Chuck Norris facts were amusing for a while. Michael Bay facts just make the air smell a little singed.
     Reply
    crashedpc - Haifisch was starred crashedpc - Haifisch was unstarred
    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    06/09/09

    In reply to Choke Down The Horror Of A Bay-Faced M&M
    Ads aside, the dark M&M's are very tasty. Luring me in with their evil, indeed. Nom.
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    Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. was starred Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. was unstarred
    Image of roninpenguin roninpenguin
    06/09/09

    In reply to Choke Down The Horror Of A Bay-Faced M&M
    Is it just me but does the coloring of the Bay M&M make him look gay?
     Reply
    roninpenguin was starred roninpenguin was unstarred
    Image of Torley Torley
    06/09/09

    @roninpenguin: It's just you. Everyone knows gay people have the full rainbow.
     Reply
    Torley was starred Torley was unstarred
    Image of zuiquan zuiquan
    06/09/09

    In reply to Choke Down The Horror Of A Bay-Faced M&M
    Your rage is displaced Meredith. M&Ms are a product from the same people that bring us the delicious and delectable Snickers: Mars Corp. Hershey makes things like the Hershey bar and Reese's Pieces.
     Reply
    zuiquan was starred zuiquan was unstarred
    Image of Meredith Woerner Meredith Woerner
    06/09/09

    @zuiquan: you are right. I think I also hate the hershey store and they got lumped in together.
     Reply
    Meredith Woerner was starred Meredith Woerner was unstarred
    Image of Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.
    06/09/09

    In reply to Choke Down The Horror Of A Bay-Faced M&M
    Hrm... The films of Michael Bay and M&Ms. Both sweet little delights that can be devoured over and over again with little thought and are truly enjoyable, brilliant in their simplicity, and American classics.


    Perfect fit if you ask me.

     Reply
    Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. was starred Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. was unstarred
    Image of Belabras ate my dingo! Belabras ate my dingo!
    06/09/09

    In reply to Choke Down The Horror Of A Bay-Faced M&M
    If the media in this article made me spontaneously infertile, who do I sue?
     Reply
    Belabras ate my dingo! was starred Belabras ate my dingo! was unstarred
    Image of tetracycloide tetracycloide
    06/09/09

    @Belabras shot the food: only if your were eating m&ms at the time
     Reply
    tetracycloide was starred tetracycloide was unstarred
    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    06/09/09

    @Belabras shot the food: Sue the Peanut M&Ms for destroying your nuts.


    @omgwtflolbbqbye: I'm guessing you didn't just EAT the Green M&Ms then...

     Reply
    crashedpc - Haifisch was starred crashedpc - Haifisch was unstarred
    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    06/09/09

    In reply to Choke Down The Horror Of A Bay-Faced M&M
    I think a Bayhem M&M is symbolic of his films.


    "Melts your brain, not in your hand"

     Reply
    ManchuCandidate was starred ManchuCandidate was unstarred
    Image of tetracycloide tetracycloide
    06/09/09

    @ManchuCandidate: /legal print
    may also melt, but is not limited to melting, pancrease, liver, kidneys, heart, lungs, urinary track, small intestine, large intestine, colon, duodenum, and pyloric sphyncter.
    /end legal print
     Reply
    tetracycloide was starred tetracycloide was unstarred
    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    06/08/09

    In reply to Imax Transformers Screening Will Have Additional Robot Fights To Confuse You With
    I would not slip into a coma from this.

    My head would asplode as if it were a vehicle in a Bay movie, instead.

    There's my $20 saved.
     Reply
    Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. was starred Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. was unstarred
    Image of GreyHammer GreyHammer
    06/08/09

    In reply to Imax Transformers Screening Will Have Additional Robot Fights To Confuse You With
    what about megan fox? do they have extended bend over things and give me tight pants scenes?!
     Reply
    GreyHammer was starred GreyHammer was unstarred
    Image of dsmeek36 dsmeek36
    06/08/09

    @GreyHammer: i'll pay an extra $3 for that! maybe a shower scene? giant robots aren't the only things that get dirty when fighting the bad guys!
     Reply
    dsmeek36 was starred dsmeek36 was unstarred
    Image of twophrasebark twophrasebark
    06/08/09

    @GreyHammer:


    Yes, her boobs transform.

     Reply
    twophrasebark was starred twophrasebark was unstarred
    Image of dirtybacon dirtybacon
    05/27/09

    In reply to LaBeouf And Bay Strategize On Where To Hang Their "We Beat The Terminators" Trophy
    "So I look straight at the camera right there"


    "No, Shia, that's a shrub, the camera is over there."

     Reply
    dirtybacon was starred dirtybacon was unstarred
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