Wait, don't they kill off the big hero at the beginning of Mystery Men also? I remember Greg Kinnear's "Captain Amazing" biting it early on. Ben, dude, you gotta find new material!
@NefariousNewt, Serving at the Pleasure of the President-Ele...: They couldn't kill Captain Amazing off nearly that early. Incapacitate him, sure, but not kill him. That had to wait until the Mystery Men were already deep within Casanova Frankenstein's mansion, at which point they were pretty much ready to take on the top dog and win...ish.
@Pope John Peeps II: I'm with you. A total disappointment. And the Tom Cruise bit is funny for 30 seconds. Unfortunately it goes on for much, much, much longer than that.
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I'd be all, Yo ladies, the Procreation Station has arrived, line forms to the right.
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I wouldn't be at all surprised if the big Superman-eque hero's "death" is handled in the exact same manner.
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"We are number one. All others are number two, or lower."
I have no problem with Ben Stiller doing Superhero flicks.
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BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! *SNORT*
Thanks, I needed that.
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They couldn't kill Captain Amazing off nearly that early. Incapacitate him, sure, but not kill him. That had to wait until the Mystery Men were already deep within Casanova Frankenstein's mansion, at which point they were pretty much ready to take on the top dog and win...ish.
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But those trailers were so incredibly perfect... Just magnificent. Including "satan's alley" by Fox searchlight... oh so good.
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"plaaayyyyaaahhhh". He sounds like satan should sound in the new millennium.