How to make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster (on Earth)

We're missing more than a few ingredients on this planet to make the infamous cocktail from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy — unless someone has a reserve of Arcturan Mega-gin they're not telling us about — but this enterprising young man has concocted a recipe that may give Earthlings a semblance of the drink… » 12/04/13 6:20am 12/04/13 6:20am

How much alcohol is too much?

Located somewhere between the craggy cliffs of Raging Alcoholism and the tranquil (if a tad repressed) planes of Stone-Cold Sobriety roll the pleasantly sloping hills of Moderate Booze-Consumption. It's a nice, pleasantly buzzed place to visit – but getting there can be a little tricky. What does it really mean, after… » 9/10/13 12:20pm 9/10/13 12:20pm

This Doctor Who drinking game will almost assuredly kill you

Are you a fan of Doctor Who and/or alcohol poisoning? Then The Warp Zone's Doctor Who drinking game is for you! Assuming you watch a few episodes at a time and follow the rules to the letter, I'd say even an experienced drinker would pass out sometime during the third episode. Sooner if there's a nu-Who Dalek episode. » 6/28/13 2:20pm 6/28/13 2:20pm

The most important question of 2013 answered: Can zombies get drunk?

Happy New Year, folks! As a fake mailman wandering post-apocalyptic America, I love the holidays, mainly because of the few things I actually remember about the U.S. Postal Service, I remember Federal holidays. So far, I've managed to convince a few folk that they involved federally mandated backrubs and foot massages … » 1/02/13 8:00am 1/02/13 8:00am

The anti-drinking PSAs of the vaudeville era were gorgeously morbid

What you're seeing here are photographs from an early 1900s theatrical production about the mortal peril of tippling and consorting with card players. Look at Death in those pictures below. He loves getting hammered! Just check out his party face in the second-to-last snapshot! As the Historical Ziegfeld Group explains … » 6/28/12 11:55am 6/28/12 11:55am

Age your booze for 75 million years in this Velociraptor claw flask

Perfect for hiding your whisky on a paleontology dig or if you just like reciting lines from Jurassic Park while tailgating, this porcelain flask is shaped like a single Velociraptor claw. Just remember to cork it before pretending to slice your friends' bellies open, or risk spilling booze instead of blood. » 6/16/12 3:30pm 6/16/12 3:30pm

Get hammered on Tyrion's quips with the Game of Thrones drinking game

Should neither Game of Thrones' abundant nudity nor its taut political machinations hold your interest, there's always the option to spice Westeros up with a tipple. That's exactly what Anna Lucylle has done for the show's second season. Here's a larger, printable version of her rules, and you can find more ill-advised … » 4/18/12 8:45pm 4/18/12 8:45pm