"A new retrospective study found that patients admitted to hospitals with traumatic head injuries had a higher rate of survival if they'd been drinking."
yeah but... they also had a higher rate of admission, too.
There *has* to be something to this. As many times as I've fallen down stairs, smashed my face into the side of trains (that happened *twice*), and otherwise abused my poor brain's chassis while in an utter drunken stupor, I *should* probably be a vegetable in a bed somewhere. But thanks to alcohol, I'm still (semi)lucid and have control of my limbs...more or less!
@Anekanta: I guy that lived in the apartment next to me used to do that. I remember him every time I drive by and see the flowers and cross his family leave next to the tree he broke his neck on.
A friend in college fell 3 stories off a roof onto concrete and only broke a thumb. He'd been drinking grain alcohol, which I suspect makes your head lighter than air.
@BadUncle: A friend of mine flew from his bike a couple meters before hitting a brick wall with his head. Needless to say, alcohol was involved. An hour and some bandages later he was eating hotdogs like a champ
One obvious question is whether the effect occurs during injury, after or both. The Nazis would have conducted controlled experiments on humans. As it is, very likely someone will do so with animals.
A friend of mine who has a doctorate in biochemical engineering keeps claiming that people who drink no alcohol usually turn out to be unhealthy and that people who drink too much alcohol also tend to be unhealthy so the key to living a longer life is to average about two drinks a day.
On certain nights when he drinks a lot he tells me he is making up for days when he didn't drink anything. Works for me.
@Anekanta: Maybe it'll be like all those folks who donate their glasses to send off to poor countries. "You may not be able to afford the latest model, but how about this twenty-year-old jobbie? We'll make sure to get all the eye-goo off of it!"
@Bigdamnhero: Oh, there've been cyborgs for as long as humans have been putting on animal skins to keep warmer. And eyeglasses - now there's a way to modify your body to do something it might not be good at any more. And heck, they're detachable!
But even in terms of our usual idea of cyborgs, with computer chips and metal prostheses actually replacing human body parts, these have been around for a long time too.
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yeah but... they also had a higher rate of admission, too.
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Oh yeah, and no amount of alcohol could make that orange Jell-O taste good...ugh!
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Another round please.
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I mean, they are basically animals, right?
At least the ones that party here in Vegas are.
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On certain nights when he drinks a lot he tells me he is making up for days when he didn't drink anything. Works for me.
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oops! =P
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I'm already planning on which body parts I'm gonna swap out first.
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But even in terms of our usual idea of cyborgs, with computer chips and metal prostheses actually replacing human body parts, these have been around for a long time too.
09/24/09
Tleilaxu eyes for the masses, coming soon.
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