After a Nation Rejoices at Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2, Honest…


Now that Bella has married Edward, become a vampire, had a creepy CG baby and given that baby to a teenage werewolf that wants to have sex with it (...eventually) in this weekend's Breaking Dawn Part Deux, we thought it was important to take a look back at how far we've come since a young, white blob first fell in… » 11/19/12 3:09pm 11/19/12 3:09pm

The Most Disturbing Twilight Products OF ALL TIME

Back in 2009, we started keeping tabs on the terrible, horrible things that started trundling out on the internet shortly after the peak of Twilight fandom. And as the years passed, the Twilight merchandise only got weirder. Cold sparkle dildos, Edward-shaped body pillows, and now bloody Bella tampon tea. Yep we've… » 11/14/12 1:24pm 11/14/12 1:24pm

In Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Bella becomes a supernatural version of…

There are so many reasons why teenage girls hate their bodies that it's basically impossible to list them all. But Twilight: Breaking Dawn tries. The flick is basically a surreal, humiliating music video about teenage body panic. Every fleeting moment of self-hatred you've ever had about yourself is chronicled in… » 11/18/11 2:05pm 11/18/11 2:05pm

Watch Bella tell Edward she's carrying his unholy vampire spawn in 4…

It's the beginning of the end for Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series. Breaking Dawn Part 1 promises so much for the vampires who sparkle and their clumsy human mates — including one of the most famous sex scenes in literary history, followed by one of the most famous birth scenes! Watch the first clips now! » 11/03/11 6:30am 11/03/11 6:30am