Democratic Convention May Debut Use Of Poop Gun

Should you choose to protest at the Democratic National Convention this year, you may be hit with a case of a muddy bottom. The cops are reputed to be considering the use of a poop gun, otherwise known as the "Brown Note," which blasts an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate… » 6/26/08 2:30pm 6/26/08 2:30pm

Set Your Bowel Disruptor To Explosive Diarrhea

For years there have been urban legends about a "brown sound" or "brown note," a frequency so low that it'll literally cause you to shit yourself. Not only has this elusive weapon been sought by governments, but it also crops up in science fiction. Just think about what this insidious weapon could do in the hands of… » 2/20/08 11:00am 2/20/08 11:00am