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    Warren Ellis Weirded Out By Helen Mirren's "Red" Casting, Plus John C. Reilly and Mary Louise Parker Join the Cast

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    Image of Dr.Quatermass Dr.Quatermass
    11/05/09

    In reply to Warren Ellis Weirded Out By Helen Mirren's "Red" Casting, Plus John C. Reilly and Mary Louise Parker Join the Cast
    I think he is just tripped out that one of his projects is being headed by three A-List Hollywood stars.

    Ellis is relatively successful but I'm sure he sees this as a big step forward. And big steps are trippy.

    Hence, the "so weird." #red
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    Image of Craig Michael Ranapia Craig Michael Ranapia
    11/05/09

    In reply to Warren Ellis Weirded Out By Helen Mirren's "Red" Casting, Plus John C. Reilly and Mary Louise Parker Join the Cast
    Helen Mirren weirds out the Pope of Weird. Yet another reason why Dame Helen's DNA is made up of 100% WIN. :) #red
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    MISS MERCY STREET promoted this comment Craig Michael Ranapia was starred Craig Michael Ranapia was unstarred
    Image of Bill-Lee Bill-Lee
    11/05/09

    In reply to Warren Ellis Weirded Out By Helen Mirren's "Red" Casting, Plus John C. Reilly and Mary Louise Parker Join the Cast
    What's SO WEIRD? They're all capable actors and box office draws. I'd love to have Helen Mirren....in a film adaptation of something I wrote. #red
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    Image of Paul_Is_Drunk Paul_Is_Drunk
    11/05/09

    @Bill-Lee: They're probably not like the characters he imagined as he was writing them. I mean... Bruce Willis? #red
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    Bill-Lee promoted this comment Paul_Is_Drunk was starred Paul_Is_Drunk was unstarred
    Image of Bill-Lee Bill-Lee
    11/05/09

    @Paul_Is_Drunk: Very few film adaptations cast the people the author imagined when he was writing. Dan Brown imagined Harrison Ford as Robert Langdon, he even describes him as "Harrison Ford in a tweed jacket" or something like that. Ron Howard cast Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks is a great actor but he is a far from Harrison Ford as I am from the Grand Canyon. Warren Ellis is an excellent writer. He should know that describing something as "So Weird" doesn't actually convey any information. There are probably a dozen different interpretations of what he meant in the minds of just those people who read this particular post. #red
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    Image of Paul_Is_Drunk Paul_Is_Drunk
    11/05/09

    @Bill-Lee: yeah, that's a fair assessment . (hard to type - cut finger cooking). #red
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    Image of Chip Overclock Chip Overclock
    11/05/09

    In reply to Warren Ellis Weirded Out By Helen Mirren's "Red" Casting, Plus John C. Reilly and Mary Louise Parker Join the Cast
    I guess I go rewatch HOPSCOTCH ([www.imdb.com]) to prepare for this. #red
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    Image of Presidentpez Presidentpez
    11/05/09

    @Chip Overclock: Just added it to my Netflix Watch Instantly...how did I not know about this movie? #red
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    Chip Overclock promoted this comment Presidentpez was starred Presidentpez was unstarred
    Image of blackoak blackoak
    11/05/09

    @Presidentpez: If you get the chance read the original book written by Brian Garfield. Where the movie plays for laughs, the book is deadly serious. The basic plot idea is so good it works either way, although I think the book is far better.

    As for me I'm going to watch some episodes of James Munro's 'Callan' (with Edward Woodward') to get in the mood for 'Red'. #red
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    Chip Overclock promoted this comment blackoak was starred blackoak was unstarred
    Image of Chip Overclock Chip Overclock
    11/05/09

    @Presidentpez: It helps to be very very old (like me). I saw it in the theater with the future Mrs. Overclock (who I do not think was even a.k.a. Dr. Overclock, Medicine Woman yet). #red
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    Image of Chip Overclock Chip Overclock
    11/05/09

    @blackoak: Thanks for the pointer to the book by Garfield... just one-clicked it from Amazon.com. #red
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    Image of Dash_Stryker Dash_Stryker
    11/05/09

    In reply to Warren Ellis Weirded Out By Helen Mirren's "Red" Casting, Plus John C. Reilly and Mary Louise Parker Join the Cast
    I can't believe this is being made into a movie. The art is great, but the story in red is so bad. Also Helen Mirren is one doable old chick.
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    Edited by Dash_Stryker at 11/05/09 10:25 AM Dash_Stryker was starred Dash_Stryker was unstarred
    Image of Im_your_Huckleberry Im_your_Huckleberry
    11/05/09

    In reply to Warren Ellis Weirded Out By Helen Mirren's "Red" Casting, Plus John C. Reilly and Mary Louise Parker Join the Cast
    Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman and Helen Mirren were in this dream I had last night. SO WEIRD! #red
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    Image of Im_your_Huckleberry Im_your_Huckleberry
    11/05/09

    @Im_your_Huckleberry: Note to self, dream about Helen naked tomorrow.
    /Check #red
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    Chip Skylark of Space promoted this comment Im_your_Huckleberry was starred Im_your_Huckleberry was unstarred
    Image of Jassen Jassen
    11/05/09

    @Im_your_Huckleberry: @Dash_Stryker:

    And for the next poll on io9 : Which over 50 sci-fi chick is the most do-able, a poll that Summer Glau (in any incarnation) cannot win. #red
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    Chip Skylark of Space promoted this comment Jassen was starred Jassen was unstarred
    Image of Chip Skylark of Space Chip Skylark of Space
    11/05/09


    @Im_your_Huckleberry: The proper usage is "She's one over 50 Dame I'd like to see naked". When the woman has a formal title, it's best to use the formal title in the formal wet dream.

    The picture here is from this summer.
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    Edited by Chip Skylark of Space at 11/05/09 11:09 AM Chip Skylark of Space was starred Chip Skylark of Space was unstarred
    Image of icy_one icy_one
    11/05/09

    @Jassen: On July 24, 2031, Summer Glau will still be do-able. #red
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    Image of Jassen Jassen
    11/05/09

    @icy_one: I' m a fan of Glau and all but please tell me you had to look up her birthday to work that out. #red
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    Jassen was starred Jassen was unstarred
    Image of icy_one icy_one
    11/05/09

    @Jassen: She is 23 days younger than me, which is a lot easi..

    I mean, 7/24/81 is easy to remember. 7 is a holy number indicating perfection, 24 is the number of episodes of the first season of Terminator plus the number of episodes of Firefly, and the Arabic numerals for 81 are visible in the left palm of the human hand, which is the hand that..

    Yeah, I looked it up.
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    Edited by icy_one at 11/05/09 12:32 PM icy_one was starred icy_one was unstarred
    Image of Im_your_Huckleberry Im_your_Huckleberry
    11/05/09

    @Chip Skylark of Space: O.K. so now I really will be putting her "naked" dream sequence on the docket for tonight. MMMMM DAME MIRREN:) #red
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    Image of Im_your_Huckleberry Im_your_Huckleberry
    11/05/09

    @Chip Skylark of Space: O.K. so "DAME MIRREN" will be on the dream sequence docket tonight after that pic. MMMMMM HELEN:) #red
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    Image of Shewski Shewski
    11/05/09

    In reply to Warren Ellis Weirded Out By Helen Mirren's "Red" Casting, Plus John C. Reilly and Mary Louise Parker Join the Cast
    Couldn't you read that as him thinking all of the casting was weird? #red
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    aubreyf promoted this comment Shewski was starred Shewski was unstarred
    Image of aubreyf aubreyf
    11/05/09

    @Shewski: That's what I thought. #red
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    Image of Ruthless, If you let me Ruthless, If you let me
    11/05/09

    @aubreyf: This is how I read it too. Which one is the weird one: Bruce, Morgan, or Hellen? #red
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    Ruthless, If you let me was starred Ruthless, If you let me was unstarred
    Image of SJ_Edwards SJ_Edwards
    09/26/09

    In reply to Your iPhone Is Rupturing Bruce Willis' Spleen
    Poor Bruce Willis.
    A 'MeatPopsicle' in the Fifth Element.
    A 'Meatbag' in Surrogates.
    Where-oh-where, is that great feminist champion, of the prostituted profession, Megan Fox, when we really need her?
    Oh, yeah. I forgot. Empowering Jennifer's Body.

    (Was I the only one who wondered, when I heard Brucie enunciate his personal preference "No, I'm a Meat Popsicle!", in The Fifth Element, precisely how much Unilever had paid for the product placement?)

    I actually really enjoyed a lot of Surrogates (as I did Gamer[and District 9 with the meatbag becoming a prawnbag]), when it let its attention to 'uncanny valley' detail, just do its thing: Make me wonder and question and think.
    Why is it, that writers, directors, studios and networks, think that after they show us something that successfully does all these things, that we want to be told what to think, how to feel about it, what's going to happen next and precisely what the 'happy ending' will be?
    The worst offender, by far (recently), was the execrable Terminator Salvation.
    The least, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
    I think its writer, Josh Friedman gave us a pretty good explanation, of why [io9.com] .

    Then again, CJ's "ugly Terminator-esque endoskeletons" struck me as unspeakably meatbagist, so perhaps I'm not the target demographic.
    Or maybe, the creators are just completely clueless as to who their consumers really are and what they really want.
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    Charlie Jane Anders promoted this comment SJ_Edwards was starred SJ_Edwards was unstarred
    Image of TaylorNuddletits TaylorNuddletits
    09/26/09

    In reply to Your iPhone Is Rupturing Bruce Willis' Spleen
    One thing I liked about the movie is how the actors were able to (mostly) pull off the "slightly beyond the Uncanny Valley" look when they were in the surrogates -- they're just a tad off, not enough to make it look like a movie full of robo-puppets but enough to make it obvious that something's not right. There were different degrees of that sort of woodenness, and while it's probably due to each actor's ability to pull it off well, I like to think that they corresponded to the more- or less-expensive models that had correspondingly more- or less-expressive faces.
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    Charlie Jane Anders promoted this comment TaylorNuddletits was starred TaylorNuddletits was unstarred
    Image of lucky_you lucky_you
    09/25/09

    In reply to Your iPhone Is Rupturing Bruce Willis' Spleen
    The review should have ended like: "So to sum up: dumb movie, weak nonsense plot, incredibly preachy and sledgehammery, you know, a Bruce Willis vehicle."
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    NerD: Blattella promoted this comment lucky_you was starred lucky_you was unstarred
    Image of Shadowdagger Shadowdagger
    09/25/09

    @lucky_you: awww, but I like Bruce Willis. And I liked The 5th Element :)
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    NerD: Blattella promoted this comment Shadowdagger was starred Shadowdagger was unstarred
    Image of lucky_you lucky_you
    09/25/09

    @Shadowdagger:

    well, truth be told, I like Bruce too.. (we're both harmonica players too) but sometimes I wanna just bitch-slap him and say 'snap out of it' and start making smaller indie movies and NEVER make another movie where he's some sort of law enforcement type ever again.
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    NerD: Blattella promoted this comment lucky_you was starred lucky_you was unstarred
    Image of ThisDudeRufus ThisDudeRufus
    09/25/09

    In reply to Your iPhone Is Rupturing Bruce Willis' Spleen
    So it's like the mirror universe version of Blade Runner?
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    ThisDudeRufus was starred ThisDudeRufus was unstarred
    Image of iomatic (I know I'm an idiot, but I'll comment anyway) iomatic (I know I'm an idiot, but I'll comment anyway)
    09/25/09

    In reply to Your iPhone Is Rupturing Bruce Willis' Spleen
    I just saw a trailer for an older Mexican production called "Dream Catchers" or some such. Same kinda VR shit, but with a better, deeper storyline?
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    Charlie Jane Anders promoted this comment iomatic (I know I'm an idiot, but I'll comment anyway) was starred iomatic (I know I'm an idiot, but I'll comment anyway) was unstarred
    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    09/25/09

    @iomatic: Do you mean Sleep Dealer?
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    Charlie Jane Anders was starred Charlie Jane Anders was unstarred
    Image of Shadowdagger Shadowdagger
    09/25/09

    In reply to Your iPhone Is Rupturing Bruce Willis' Spleen

    *sighs* Another luddite-y movie...

    This picture perfectly describes how the "healthy" and "pure" nature really looks like just how our luddite and pseudo-environmentalist-friends imagine it...
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    crashedpc - unrein promoted this comment Edited by Shadowdagger at 09/25/09 2:00 PM Shadowdagger was starred Shadowdagger was unstarred
    Image of Shadowdagger Shadowdagger
    09/25/09

    @Shadowdagger:
    One more thing:
    So let's say the directors are all anti-technology and stuff. So I guess they made this movie just with bamboo sticks, stones and.......... wait...

    ps: luddites are hypocrites.
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    Shadowdagger was starred Shadowdagger was unstarred
    Image of blackmarquet blackmarquet
    09/25/09

    @Shadowdagger:
    "luddites" aren't people who hate technology, "luddites" are people who fight against the use of technology to replace humans, specifically human labor. They were originally a group of fabric weavers who fought against the use of the auto-loom (which requires fewer hands to operate) and were united under one of the first union organizers who's name was General Ludd. More colloquially it means one who has a difficult time or resists the implementation of NEW technologies because they introduce NEW procedures which are unfamiliar to the user.

    Though, I do think you are right, they, the film makers are probably hypocrites.
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    omgwtflolbbqbye approved this comment blackmarquet was starred blackmarquet was unstarred
    Image of Shadowdagger Shadowdagger
    09/26/09

    @blackmarquet: Sorry about that. I shouldn't have generalize that term.
    I know the history of luddism. But today people are calling themselves luddites who just loathe technology. My comment was directed to those kind of people.
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    Shadowdagger was starred Shadowdagger was unstarred
    Image of anti-hello-kitty anti-hello-kitty
    09/25/09

    In reply to Your iPhone Is Rupturing Bruce Willis' Spleen
    I like that poor people have to settle for second-hand robots, kinda like all the poor people with out-of date dumbphones...I wonder if their robots stop working when their surrogate signal is intermittent...
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    Charlie Jane Anders promoted this comment anti-hello-kitty was starred anti-hello-kitty was unstarred
    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    09/25/09

    In reply to Your iPhone Is Rupturing Bruce Willis' Spleen
    So, I'm thinking this is a rental.

    That's too bad because I like the way Bruce Willis isn't afraid to tackle the cheesy film.
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    NerD: Blattella was starred NerD: Blattella was unstarred
    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    09/25/09

    @NerD: R.O.A.C.H.: It's probably a rental, yes.
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    Charlie Jane Anders was starred Charlie Jane Anders was unstarred
    Image of Cash907Censored Cash907Censored
    09/25/09

    @NerD: Blattella:
    rental? I was thinking torrent, personally. If it's any good, I'll catch it on netflix watch it now in 6 months or so, just to make sure the studio gets the handful of half-pennies it deserves.
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