Apparently The Economic Downturn Is Cosplayers' Fault

In an article so staggeringly dumb I can barely handle it, economic blogger James Pethokoukis has some very interesting thoughts about cosplayers. Mainly that "Dressing up like Wolverine or Cersei Lannister is probably more fun than scouring the classifieds for menial jobs." » 10/10/14 1:20pm 10/10/14 1:20pm

And here's the worst Star Wars fan in the entire world

I don't watch Extreme Home Makeover, because I cry really, really easily and I never have enough tissues to handle the end when a family in need gets a house they deserve. But it's a shame I missed this past Sunday's episode, because apparently the Star Wars-loving cosplayers of the Central Texas 501st Legion, also… » 12/04/12 1:03pm 12/04/12 1:03pm

You can hire a teenage girl exorcist franchise to repel the Devil…

Teenage life is filled with nefarious temptations, such as premarital hand-holding, Mad Dog 20/20, and those burgeoning Juggalo communes which have riddled our nation like so many grease-painted termites, spreading their ongoing smear campaign against ferromagnetism. » 8/15/11 12:40pm 8/15/11 12:40pm

Ready your torches and pitchforks: John Noble snubbed for an Emmy

Remember when we threatened to BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND if John Noble was Emmy-snubbed? It's time to rally people. When will Hollywood start recognizing people with genuine talent? Walter Bishop is the best character on prime time. [Emmys] » 7/09/10 1:30pm 7/09/10 1:30pm

Educational Video Teaches Us That Harry Potter Is Actually Hitler Or…

A new video explains that Harry Potter is trying to teach our kids "legitimate" curses, scary "Latin words," and how to suck blood from dead animals. But he's also Hitler, because of the lightning-bolt-head thing. Seriously, just watch. [Topless Robot] » 4/13/10 10:00am 4/13/10 10:00am