And here's the worst Star Wars fan in the entire world

I don't watch Extreme Home Makeover, because I cry really, really easily and I never have enough tissues to handle the end when a family in need gets a house they deserve. But it's a shame I missed this past Sunday's episode, because apparently the Star Wars-loving cosplayers of the Central Texas 501st Legion, also… » 12/04/12 1:03pm 12/04/12 1:03pm

You can hire a teenage girl exorcist franchise to repel the Devil…

Teenage life is filled with nefarious temptations, such as premarital hand-holding, Mad Dog 20/20, and those burgeoning Juggalo communes which have riddled our nation like so many grease-painted termites, spreading their ongoing smear campaign against ferromagnetism. » 8/15/11 12:40pm 8/15/11 12:40pm

Ready your torches and pitchforks: John Noble snubbed for an Emmy

Remember when we threatened to BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND if John Noble was Emmy-snubbed? It's time to rally people. When will Hollywood start recognizing people with genuine talent? Walter Bishop is the best character on prime time. [Emmys] » 7/09/10 1:30pm 7/09/10 1:30pm