And Now, Muppet Burlesque! [NSFW]

This past weekend, we all rediscovered our love for the Muppets, those fuzzy avatars of cuteness and the can-do spirit. And you know, when some of us think that it's time to play the music and light the lights, our thoughts turn... frisky. » 11/28/11 3:09pm 11/28/11 3:09pm

"Director's Cut" of the 1990 Captain America movie coming in May

Just in time for the release of Marvel's huge new Captain America film, you're going to get a new expanded edition of the much-reviled 1990 version, director Albert Pyun tells io9. » 3/22/11 12:00pm 3/22/11 12:00pm

In the dystopian future, the worst punishment is being impaled on a…

This is the greatest scene in cinematic history. A dystopian overlord is getting his face whacked with a flogger by his personal dominatrix, when a hapless underling interrupts him. So the dominatrix teaches him a lesson... with fists and nipples. » 1/26/11 7:24pm 1/26/11 7:24pm

Kevin Costner's supernatural experience is just as cheeseriffic as…

Kevin Costner has an encounter with the other side, and there are flashy lights and montages of children shouting, and a white light, and then his dead wife reaches out. Is Dragonfly the worst supernatural film of the early 2000s? » 1/17/11 5:30pm 1/17/11 5:30pm

Game of Thrones can't possibly live up to THIS fantasy epic

The Ator the Invincible movies hit rock-bottom with Ator IV: Quest for the Mighty Sword. Watch Ator fight conjoined robot twins and a pantomime dragon! (Those robots bash their heads against the wall repeatedly, perhaps because they've seen the rushes.) » 1/14/11 5:30pm 1/14/11 5:30pm

Someone's making a movie called Steampunk Samurai Biker Chick? We're in!

Right now, in Los Angeles, casting is taking place for a low-budget action movie called Steampunk Samurai Biker Chick. And it sounds like Mad Max crossed with Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!. When can we see this movie? » 11/18/10 5:30pm 11/18/10 5:30pm

Watch what happened on Doctor Who AFTER Amy tried to seduce the Doctor

One of the most controversial moments of the last Doctor Who season was when Amy Pond tried to seduce the Doctor. Now watch what happened next, courtesy of one of the season five DVD extras. » 11/10/10 1:00pm 11/10/10 1:00pm

Alien slugs want to leap down your throat: It's Thailand's latest…

One-eyed alien blue slugs have a burning desire to invade people, via their throats. It sounds like a remake of Slither, but Thailand's Cool Gel Attacks is a slapstick comedy. Watch people's hilarious attempts to avoid throat-violation, in the trailer. » 11/08/10 6:40am 11/08/10 6:40am

Watch Tiffany's epic pie-fight with Debbie Gibson

Syfy just released a sneak peek from next year's Mega-Python vs. Gatoroid, in which Debbie Gibson and Tiffany's catfight becomes a bizarre/obscene pie-fight. We caught up with Tiffany the other day, and she talked about the pop sirens' pastry assault. » 7/27/10 5:30pm 7/27/10 5:30pm

Why is it that, whenever there's a black hole eating St. Louis, the…

A black hole is crushing St. Louis and an energy creature's nomming people, so the army, of course, goes nuclear, in 2006's Black Hole. Note, also, that cable news is still keeping tabs on the Federal Reserve during all this. » 6/30/10 6:00pm 6/30/10 6:00pm

How the star of Troll 2 stopped worrying and learned to love being in…

Michael Stephenson believed Troll 2 would be a great movie when he starred in it, and he was crushed when he saw the final product. Now, years later, he talks about making a documentary embracing his cult-status, Best Worst Movie. » 6/29/10 4:20pm 6/29/10 4:20pm

Lady Terminator speaks at last!

We've marveled at the awesomeness of Lady Terminator, the Indonesian Terminator knock-off with the tagline, "First she mates. Then she Terminates." But check out the hilarious first-ever interview with star Barbara Anne Constable. And join the Lady Terminator Appreciation Society! » 6/23/10 9:30am 6/23/10 9:30am

Important life lessons I learned from Syfy's The Phantom

You have nothing better to do this Sunday than watch Syfy's attempt to reinvigorate The Phantom, one of the dorkiest superheroes of all time. Right? What if I tell you the villain tries to destroy the world using Flickr? Spoilers... » 6/18/10 12:30pm 6/18/10 12:30pm

Best "human realizes he's secretly a robot" scene of all time

Creation Of The Humanoids is rumored to be Andy Warhol's favorite film, and camp-meister Susan Sontag extolled it in "The Imagination Of Disaster." It's easy to see why, from this scene where an anti-robot bigot realizes he's a robot. » 5/24/10 5:30pm 5/24/10 5:30pm

Most Ridiculously Inappropriate Scenes From The Original "V"

Sure, the new V has plenty of nekkid alien hijinks - but it's nothing compared to the original series. Check out this scene where a human/alien hybrid woman connects to a spaceship's computer and has a... umm... computergasm. More below. » 5/12/10 10:24pm 5/12/10 10:24pm

Did Percy Jackson Rip Off Avatar's Plot?

When you watch Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief, you may start wondering if it's a straight-up remake of Avatar. The plot similarities are uncanny after a while... almost like the Hand of Destiny is at work. Spoilers... » 2/12/10 11:27am 2/12/10 11:27am

The Most Beautiful Pulp Magazine Cover Art We've Ever Seen

Robot uprisings, demon armies, women fighting dragons and men striding the cosmos have never looked cooler, or lovelier, than in the pulp magazine cover art going on display at the University of Connecticut. Beware: Some of it is quite spicy. » 2/08/10 5:30pm 2/08/10 5:30pm

Mad Max Meets Star Wars, With Mutant Sex-Coaching [NSFW]

Ultra Warrior's opening monologue/montage is completely insane: four-breasted slave girls, a post-apocalyptic world run by armed "pimps, bohemians and sexual deviants," and mutant bandits who cut people in half. But it only gets worse in the 30 monologues that follow. » 2/05/10 6:00pm 2/05/10 6:00pm

French Star Wars — Make The Nightmares Stop!

Some French people seriously misunderstood what Star Wars was supposed to be about, and the result may cause severe nausea and internal bleeding. Four C-3POs dance rather salaciously with four Darth Vaders in space... and then the awful wirework begins. » 1/11/10 9:30am 1/11/10 9:30am

Cram Your Hard Drive With Sexorcists, Sextremists And Interstellar…

The original source for science-fictional sleaze, Something Weird Video, just launched a new video download service, letting you grab entire weird exploitation movies that your parents felt guilty sneaking out to watch. And they're as cheap as their original budgets. » 11/25/09 8:30am 11/25/09 8:30am