What the Princess Says When She Buys Her Gelded Pirate Slave

Ice Pirates » 8/25/08 5:30pm 8/25/08 5:30pm is one of those movies that keeps on giving in all the ways you want from an early-1980s B movie about, well, a ship of sword-wielding pirates. The "ice" part is because they steal frozen water in a universe of thirsty, resource-depleted planets. I cannot do justice in words to the mind-blanking whatever of…