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Twilight Director Axed From Franchise?

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bonniegrrl
12/08/08

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Puppet vampires make EVERYTHING better!

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♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
12/08/08

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Catherine Hardwicke was one of the good things about the Twilight movie. Even though the material is pure fluff, she gave the film some edge.....

oh well.
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DaiWalka
12/08/08

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you mean the cullens are not vampires?! b/c judging from how many 30+ year old women are swooning over this edward person, and wishing they were vampires (seriously), you'd have fooled me. this article's just plain good news.
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tetracycloide
12/08/08

@DaiWalka: vampires turn to ash in sunlight, unicorns sparkle in sunlight. i think we can state rather certainly that the cullens are not vampires but are, in fact, unicorn people.
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ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.
12/08/08

@tetracycloide: I think we've had this conversation before, but that doesn't matter. What matters is that unicorns are posing as vampires, and we don't know why.
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SinisterBill prints in color on both sides
12/08/08

@ggodo: Did you guys ever see Clash of the Titans?

I don't want to sound gay or nothing, but Unicorns kick ass!
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ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.
12/08/08

@Pwnieboy: That was the most badass unicorn fight scene EVER! That doesn't explain why they're posing as vampires though. Perhaps they are trying to stealthily assimilate themselves into our society, to destroy it from the inside out.
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tetracycloide
12/08/08

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this is seriously absurd. twilight made $160 million on the readership of stephenie meyer, no matter how poorly missplace said readership's values may be, not on anything this ho-hum director has done. she's no more the 'mastermind' of the twilight film than the cullens are actual vampires. by all accounts a mere $160 million on a franchise this populare is a complete flop.
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Charlie Jane Anders
12/07/08

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I apologize to anyone who sees this item twice... I accidentally posted it at the wrong time when I edited it. Sorry about that.
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Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
12/07/08

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Cute, cute video. Saved me hours of time. Best ungulate killing since "Bambi Meets Godzilla".
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