Limitless Recap: Dirty Rotten Lies and Clay Voodoo Dolls

I’m gonna be honest. I was pretty skeptical of this Limitless at first. (The Bradley Cooper-voiced animated fetus in the pilot—which, yes, we must continually acknowledge—was a worrisome omen.) But last night’s episode dove into the dark subplots I’ve been craving, but was still chock full of jokes that echo favorites… »10/21/15 3:30pm10/21/15 3:30pm

Limitless Got a Bit Darker This Week, But It's Still Awesomely Cartoony

Finally, things are ramping up on Limitless! By my count, there were four subplots—all of which could’ve gone off the rails very easily, and nearly did—but the show handled them pretty deftly. We covered a lot of ground, like staging a rescue for a super-engineered lab rodent that was mouse-napped, but we also went a… »10/14/15 1:44pm10/14/15 1:44pm

Limitless Premiere: Would You Take a Pill That Might Kill You If It Turned You Into a Total Badass?

Take this pill, and you turn into a human supercomputer. Careful though, ‘cause it’ll kill you. That’s the premise of CBS’s new crime drama Limitless, a sort-of sequel to the 2011 Bradley Cooper flick. The show kicked off last night, and has Cooper serving as executive producer and appearing as the hero-turned-villain… »9/23/15 12:52pm9/23/15 12:52pm

CSI Cyber and the Sick Killshot Ratio of Death

Most CBS procedurals skew conservative—this is, after all, the network that gave us NCIS, essentially a military police porno for old people— but last night’s episode of CSI:Cyber was like an hour-long PSA co-written by Glenn Beck, the Concerned Mothers Against Video Games, and my mom after my brother almost failed AP… »5/12/15 6:26pm5/12/15 6:26pm

CSI Cyber and the Juice Jacking Airplane Wi-Fi White Whale 

I pride myself on being able to figure out twists on network procedurals, but I hope this is the first and last time I have to type these objectively humiliating lines: CSI:Cyber really pulled the rug out from under me in tonight’s episode! I was genuinely surprised by what I perceived to be an unexpected twist! »4/30/15 5:43pm4/30/15 5:43pm