10 Stories That Prove Cell Phones Are A Harbinger of Evil

I don't need to tell you that cell phones are evil. They play obnoxious ringtones, inspire people to yell loudly into bluetooth headsets on the bus — and they always lose signal when zombies are chasing you. Plus, they sometimes turn everyone into supersoldiers filled with bloodlust. And don't even get me started on… » 2/23/12 11:08am 2/23/12 11:08am

Good news, everyone: here's a study that says your phone isn't giving…

It's being described as the largest study of cell phone use ever conducted. The investigation, led by the Institute of Cancer Epidemiology in Copenhagen, followed upwards of 350,000 cell phone users for close to two decades. When all was said and done, the team found no link between mobile phone ownership and tumors of … » 10/21/11 3:30pm 10/21/11 3:30pm

Cell Phone Charms Are the New Spoilers

Remember how "Qui-Gon's Noble End" from the Phantom Menace soundtrack spoiled the whole movie for you? That was so last franchise. Now time your product tie-in spoilers come in the form of cell phone charms. This ad clearly shows miniature replicas of everything from the headpiece to the staff of Ra from Raiders, to… » 2/05/08 8:40am 2/05/08 8:40am