10 Stories That Prove Cell Phones Are A Harbinger of Evil

I don't need to tell you that cell phones are evil. They play obnoxious ringtones, inspire people to yell loudly into bluetooth headsets on the bus — and they always lose signal when zombies are chasing you. Plus, they sometimes turn everyone into supersoldiers filled with bloodlust. And don't even get me started on… » 2/23/12 11:08am 2/23/12 11:08am

Good news, everyone: here's a study that says your phone isn't giving…

It's being described as the largest study of cell phone use ever conducted. The investigation, led by the Institute of Cancer Epidemiology in Copenhagen, followed upwards of 350,000 cell phone users for close to two decades. When all was said and done, the team found no link between mobile phone ownership and tumors… » 10/21/11 3:30pm 10/21/11 3:30pm

Big Brother is Watching You Surf the Web

If you browse Cthulhu fetish » 10/16/08 12:00pm 10/16/08 12:00pm sites in the comfort of your own home, who’s going to know? You can clear your browser history and secure your home network, but that doesn’t mean your late night Lovecraftian lust sessions are safe from prying eyes. A new nationalized database system could let the British government know…