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Absentee Ballots — In Space!

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92BuickLeSabre
11/04/08

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But...but...without constant ads, robocalls, direct mailings, political rallies, door-to-door campaigners, and talking head pundits going 24/7....how...how will they know who to vote for???

(By the way, if anyone wants to send me up to do some door-to-door campaigning next time around, I'm totally available.)
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ceilingFANBOY
11/04/08

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How many electoral votes does outer space get? If you include the population of all of the space aliens, outer space should get millions of electoral votes.
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LittleDragon
11/04/08

@ceilingFANBOY: Which part of outer space is ours and how many of those aliens are US citizens? Oh and is outer space a territory or a State? If it is a state, we need to add another star to the flag.
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92BuickLeSabre
11/04/08

@ldevitt: I'm pretty sure it's covered by Alaska's star.
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ceilingFANBOY
11/06/08

@ldevitt: This is America that we are talking about. Space isn't claimed, which means that if there were any reason to, we would claim it for ourselves. Since everyone living in space was born in space, they would be natural citizens.
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twophrasebark
11/04/08

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"HAL, I keep trying to vote for Obama, but the screen keeps saying McCain."

"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that."
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