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  • #somethingweird

    Cram Your Hard Drive With Sexorcists, Sextremists And Interstellar Sexplorers

    The original source for science-fictional sleaze, Something Weird Video, just launched a new video download service, letting you grab entire weird exploitation movies that your parents felt guilty sneaking out to watch. And they're as cheap as their original budgets. More »
    11/25/09
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    By Charlie Jane Anders
  • #foundfootage

    Tracy Scoggins Walks In On A Doll And A Shrunken Lady Having Sex On An Oven Mitt

    Brick Bardo is an alien the size of a child's doll. Ginger is a normal woman who was shrunk by aliens. Together, they make sweet, sweet love on a kitchen counter... until Tracy Scoggins walks in on them. More »
    11/16/09
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    By Charlie Jane Anders
  • #afternoonreading

    Acidic Bullets Vs. Disintegrating Flame, In "The Werewolves Of War!"

    Possibly the most gripping science-fiction story of all time has gone up online, featuring daredevil air pilots hurling acidic bullets against the implacable Slavs and their disintegrating flame. It's the futuristic year of 1938, in "Werewolves Of War." More »
    11/16/09
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    By Charlie Jane Anders
  • #foundfootage

    Could This Be The Weirdest Fetish On Youtube?

    A blonde heroine fights her evil clone, while her superpowered male friend is too busy drying his hair to help out. I have no idea what TV show this is from, but it's one of dozens on this Youtube channel. More »
    11/13/09
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    By Charlie Jane Anders
  • #foundfootage

    Peter Jackson Only Wishes He Could Create Such Unforgettable Creature Effects As These

    A Sarah Silverman lookalike gets tied up and sacrificed to the mighty ape Gorga by the prehistoric villagers in this cheesetastic scene from 1969s' The Mighty Gorga. And click through to see Gorga fight a plastic toy dinosaur. More »
    08/18/09
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    By Charlie Jane Anders
  • #bookreview

    Will G.I. Joe Be The Worst Movie Of The Year?

    We're all expecting G.I. Joe to be one of the worst movies of all time — but we were actually overestimating it. Judging from the novelization, G.I. Joe will be a masterpiece of badness, Showgirls meets Plan 9. Spoilers ahead... More »
    07/15/09
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    By Charlie Jane Anders
  • #foundfootage

    A Decontamination Chamber Scene That Will Make You Feel Contaminated

    Italian B-movie director Antionio Margheriti decided to make his own version of Alien in 1989. And just like Ridley Scott's monster, the creature in Alien From The Deep can affect humans. Luckily, there's a cure... involving stripping to your underwear. More »
    07/13/09
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    By Charlie Jane Anders
  • #books

    You'd Be Surprised How Many Science Fiction Novels Can Fit This Description

    Someone over at the Straight Dope message boards asks for help identifying a novel set in a post-apocalyptic world reduced to primitivism, where the rulers use technology (lasers) disguised as magic (wand-blasts). Oddly enough, that could describe many books. More »
    07/10/09
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    By Charlie Jane Anders
  • #foundfootage

    Long Before Virtuality, Another Star Trek Alum Tried To Get Edgy With The Holodeck

    Melinda Snodgrass is best known for writing the Star Trek episode where Data's personhood gets put on trial. But in the mid-1990s, she created Star Command, which took Trek's holodeck much, much further. Just check out this holo-torture sequence. Edgy! More »
    06/30/09
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    By Charlie Jane Anders
  • #foundfootage

    What Awful Sadist Demanded A Sequel To The Cell?

    Psychic detective Maya goes inside a killer's mind... only to see an image of the killer, in the real world, injecting her with something nasty, in The Cell 2. "Nooooooooo!" She screams. Maybe she's watching the same movie we are. More »
    06/18/09
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    By Charlie Jane Anders
  • #foundfootage

    Aliens Love The Secret Ingredient In Lotus Cat Food: Love (Oh, And Human Flesh)

    Horror trashmeister Ted V. Mikels scored with Corpse Grinders, about people who make cat food out of people. But how to up the ante in Corpse Grinders 2? Try aliens who crave cat food made out of people.
    06/05/09
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    By Charlie Jane Anders
  • #foundfootage

    A Slutty Babysitter Falls Afoul Of The World's Deadliest Washing Machine

    A serial killer dies in a hospital where his medical equipment is connected to a mainframe, so he's able to upload his consciousness into the cyber-world and turn appliances into slutty-babysitter-killing weapons of mass destruction. More »
    05/18/09
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    By Charlie Jane Anders
  • #captionthis

    Caption This Classic Wally Wood Illustration

    What in space is this guy saying to this woman? What are they doing out in space without helmets? And what are those guys saying from behind their space-doorway? Post your thoughts below. More »
    02/24/09
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    By Charlie Jane Anders
  • #foundfootage

    An Exploding Arrow To The Head, And Fred Williamson Is To Blame

    You would think people would have learned not to fuck with Fred Williamson, after seeing his 1970s movies, like Mr. Mean, Tough Guys and Seriously, Don't Fuck With Fred Williamson. But no. More »
    01/29/09
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    By Charlie Jane Anders
  • #foundfootage

    Rough Sex? Or Gentle? The Blue Death Star Can Provide Either Way

    How will you and your loved one know when you're ready to take your relationship to the naughty level? Simple. The glowing blue Death Star will blare a trippy light show. It's sex, future-style. More »
    01/24/09
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    By Charlie Jane Anders
  • #books

    Newt Gingrich Should Go Back To Writing Science Fiction!

    With a new era of Democratic governance dawning, poor old Newt Gingrich is more irrelevant than ever. So now's the perfect time for him to write the long-awaited sequel to his cheese-tastic alt-history thriller 1945. More »
    01/20/09
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    By Charlie Jane Anders
  • #foundfootage

    Paging Dr. Phil: My Wife Is An Alien Parasite Puppet!

    It's Roger Corman melodrama at its finest! Dr. Paul Kettering's wife has been taken over by alien parasites, in the climax to The Brain Eaters. This calls for a husband-wife scenery-chewing contest! But there's more! More »
    01/19/09
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    By Charlie Jane Anders
  • #aliengreyzonex

    The Stunning, Monstery Insanity That Is "Alien Grey: Zone-X"

    So basically there are some guys in a desert running from something. But then they meet aliens! Flying aliens! Plus giant spiders! And everything turns totally fucking awesome. More »
    01/16/09
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    By Annalee Newitz
  • #foundfootage

    Product Placement (And Microsoft) Are Alive And Well In 2050

    Okay, so Bollywood's Love Story 2050 wasn't the masterpiece we were hoping for. At least it gave us a few sublimely silly moments, like this futuristic video game fight. That's something.
    12/29/08
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    By Charlie Jane Anders
  • #foundfootage

    Inseminoid. The Name Says It All [NSFW]

    I thought Evil Aliens had the most heinous alien impregnation scene... until I saw 1981's Inseminoid, a low-rent Alien clone. And yes, this alien has a bong for a penis. Clip is NSFW.
    12/26/08
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    By Charlie Jane Anders
  • #namethesestories

    "What is the name of a movie where two boys find a monster in their school toilet?"

    The most awesome thing on the internet is when people post a vague, rambling description of a science fiction story they read, or saw — and most of the time, amazingly, someone identifies it.
    12/21/08
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    By Charlie Jane Anders
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