This Week's Comics Are All Choppers And Blogging Hookers

Even though the entire industry spent the last week sunning themselves (and by "sunning themselves," I mean, "slowly roasting themselves in large windowless rooms talking to nerds like me"), your local comic book store will still find itself with a full selection of brand new books tomorrow as regular as clockwork.… » 7/29/08 9:00am 7/29/08 9:00am

New Batch Of Zombie Movies Point To An Undead Midlife Crisis

The latest batch of zombie movie pitches are making me feel like the zombies are having a massive midlife crisis. First they get an expensive motorcycle to feel young again, then they start dumping their retirement funds into long cruises with other zombies, looking for a good time but not wanting to leave the comfort… » 7/17/08 10:46am 7/17/08 10:46am

Monster Garage Creator Brings You Zombie Biker

It's the same old story: Mechanic invents super-fuel, Mechanic refuses to sell super-fuel formula to corporation, Corporation drowns mechanic in super-fuel, Mechanic rises from the dead to take revenge on corporation. How many times have we read that old chestnut? Soon we'll have another chance when Chopper Zombie, a… » 7/09/08 1:20pm 7/09/08 1:20pm