Why McG's new romcom is secretly a Star Trek movie

Today is Valentine's Day, a holiday which commemorates the armistice between global cacao manufacturers and the prophylactic industry after their centuries-long shadow war. To capitalize on this day of demure remembrance, the popcorn-industrial complex has released This Means War, a new motion picture event by director … » 2/14/12 12:40pm 2/14/12 12:40pm

So Really, Why Is Captain Kirk Such A Douchebag?

He's fearless, cunning, and the greatest playa in the Alpha Quadrant. But I don't for one second believe that the new James T. Kirk is someone you would follow into a life-or-death situation. Spoilers ahead... » 5/12/09 12:09pm 5/12/09 12:09pm

Blame Time Travel For Kirk's Scarred Psyche

Click to view » 11/21/08 12:30pm 11/21/08 12:30pmBy now, you might have noticed that James Tiberius Kirk is, well... kind of a dirtbag in the new movie. He trashes a gorgeous Corvette at age 11, and just gets more obnoxious from there on out. He's not just cocky like ShatnerKirk, he's actually irresponsible, where Shatner was sort of uptight. Is it just …