8 Vampires Who Make Bloodsuckers Into Badass Monsters Again

Too long have vampires been portrayed as heroes, lovers, fops, and/or glitter-covered emotional disasters. We remember a time when vampires were monsters, and the only reason they were trying to get into your teenage daughter's bedroom was to drink their blood and murder them. Here are eight vampires who refuse to be… » 2/27/14 10:20am 2/27/14 10:20am

Christopher Lee’s greatest horror movie is getting a director’s cut

Yes, 40 years after The Wicker Man came out — and of course I mean the British movie, please pay no attention whatsoever to the Nic Cage clusterfuck of the same name — director Robin Hardy has returned to the horror masterpiece to make his definitive version. Plus Archer, Enterprise, Kurosawa and more! » 1/06/14 6:00pm 1/06/14 6:00pm

Christopher Lee returns with a new heavy metal Christmas carol classic

Oh, man. Christopher Lee is so old, you guys. Which is partially why it's so wonderful that's he's still churning out awesome holiday music like this new heavy metal cover (with accompanying metal lyrics!) of "Jingle Bells" titled, of course, "Jingle Hell." The other reason is that his singing voice is still amazing. » 12/16/13 7:20am 12/16/13 7:20am

Before he was Batman, Christian Bale was Jum-Jum the Swedish boy from…

Long before Bale was hopping about Gotham in his cape and cowl, he was cast in the Swedish fantasy movie Mio in the Land of Faraway as a boy named Jum-Jum. The Swedish fairy tale (originally titled Mio Min Mio took place half on Earth and half in Land of Faraway, where the evil Knight Kato (played by Christopher Lee)… » 12/27/12 9:25am 12/27/12 9:25am

Christopher Lee has just released two heavy metal Christmas covers

God Rest Ye, Christopher Lee, and your new heavy metal Christmas songs. This is all the information you need in order to decide whether you want them or not (if the answer is not an emphatic yes, please see a doctor immediately), but if for some reason you're on the fence, the songs are "The Little Drummer Boy" and… » 12/21/12 3:00pm 12/21/12 3:00pm

Listen to Christopher Lee read Tim Burton's original The Nightmare…

In 1982, while Tim Burton was still working at Disney, he wrote the poem The Nightmare Before Christmas, which would eventually become the animated Halloween classic. As it's October and our thoughts are turning to skeleton kings and Oogie Boogie monsters, let's take a moment to listen to that poem, read by none… » 10/13/12 10:00am 10/13/12 10:00am

Christopher Lee massacres a whole starbase full of groovy aliens, to a…

Earlier today, many people were somewhat startled by the image of Christopher Lee, wearing a Gumby-shaped ninja outfit with a winged serpent on it, gunning down a disco dancer. Where does this startling image come from? Why, the 1977 "Canuxploitation" classic Starship Invasions, of course. » 10/11/12 5:00pm 10/11/12 5:00pm

That Time Captain America Fought Christopher Lee

Captain America has fought the Red Skull, Hydra, and MODOK... but have you seen his showdown against Christopher Lee? In the exciting conclusion to the TV movie Captain America 2: Death Too Soon, Cap faces off against the evil General Miguel (Lee) who's developed a serum that results in rapid aging... and he has the… » 5/17/12 1:30pm 5/17/12 1:30pm

Can Christopher Lee out-scream Nic Cage in The Wicker Man sequel?

Last we saw of this Wicker Man sequel, some character was giving the Spielberg face right up some poor old lady's skirt. Since then, the frenetic crotch-centric trailer has been scrapped in favor of a much more sullen Christopher Lee preview. Gone is the naked horse-head sex play. Instead, it's just a couple of… » 1/10/12 8:20am 1/10/12 8:20am

Get Ready To Go Back To Witch Mountain, Again

Disney is readying another Witch Mountain movie, although they're calling it a "re-imagining" and not a remake. Probably since they already went down the remake route 10 years ago. The new movie will be called Race To Witch Mountain, and may feature Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as someone determined to squash all of your… » 3/05/08 11:32am 3/05/08 11:32am