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For the record, I really don't get the people who love Twilight. It was a messy melodrama sprinkled with vampire pixie dust. After reading the Host and the first book, I decided that the writer and series weren't for me. #vampiresassistant
10/23/09
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10/23/09
And I think you made "Vampaneze" up. You could tell me Vampaneze is in the movie. You could show me clips of the movie in which someone is actually making sounds that sound like Vampaneze. Heck, you can send gorillas to my house to kidnap me and force me into a movie theater seat to actually watch people say Vampaneze in the film. But I still will not believe. To believe that is to believe in a world in which such a thing is allowed to happen. #vampiresassistant
10/23/09
Wasn't that part of the Mixed Race Flow Chart that Mo'Nique's character presented when she went on Springer in the 2005 film Domino?
[www.youtube.com] #vampiresassistant
10/24/09
10/23/09
For one thing an interesting fact is my family on my father's side is from the southern Carpathian Mts. & Northern Transyl;vania and this region was in the old Austro-Hungarian Empire.Bela is also from Hungary and has the proper accent which is his own not faked and Dracula was from Transylvania/Romania so the way of Bela's voice was awesome .Sounded like my relatives broken English. #vampiresassistant
10/23/09
sounds like a perfect renter/netflixer/torrenter flick for a saturday night with nothing else to do. #vampiresassistant
10/24/09
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Thanks Meredith! #vampiresassistant
10/20/09
10/20/09
On one hand I read these growing up and I remember liking them, and I don't think they'll be able to pull it off, so that's one strike against the movie. Next up this movie has been talked about since 2005-2006 and while I forgot about it until now, now that it's brought back up I'm getting all anxious again - that's two. Third, there's John C. Reilly. I'm not saying he's a bad actor - at comedy. But I've never seen him in a dramatic role, so I don't know if he'll be able to pull it off. And finally it's another goddamn vampire movie. I just want to stake them all and get on to the next fad.
But in the movie's favor, it's based on books I liked, and it's got John C. Reilly in it!
Aw Christ, I know I'll probably see it anyway and if I don't like it I'll probably torrent the Riffed version to yell at it. #vampiresassistant
10/20/09
On www.hsx.com it's not trending very well right now and is dropping in prace, at the same time both the $10 call and put options are going up. Basically this means that even the market savvy HSX players can't call this one. Break out the magic 8-ball!
My very vague guess is that it'll open at about 15 million and then curl up and blow away. If I'm wrong, it'll probably totally tank and do 5 mil.
10/20/09
[www.imdb.com] #vampiresassistant