For those looking for fashion accessories that are both ostentatious and deadly, Etsy seller binkaminka created these brass trap epaulettes. These pieces are created purely for show, however, so you don't have to worry about giving someone a pat on the shoulder and coming back with fewer fingers.

For lovers of both bicycles and Paul Reubens, Podium Cycling is offering this Skinsuit inspired by Pee-Wee Herman's grey glen plaid suit, complete with printed red bowtie. The secret word is: Nostalgia.

Artist Robinade's Avengers dress designs looked cute—and, for the most part, quite wearable—when we first saw them on paper. This trio of cosplayers brought three of those dresses to life and make us wonder: Why can't we buy a Loki-inspired frock off the rack?

Have you ever wanted to look into your wardrobe and gasp, "It's full of stars"? Shadowplaynyc blends fashion with astronomical fascination, using real images from the Hubble Telescope as the prints for their clothing and accessories. Now you can show off your favorite nebula by pulling on a pair of tights.

This almost subtle nod to Ash's replacement hand is sweet and classy, but with just enough blood that you might hesitate to wear it in non-nerd company. But if you do decide to wear out, be sure to keep your hand in your pocket.

Here's an undergarment that offers both lift and Turtle Power. These masked cartoon peepers are ready to stare out from under your less turtle-filled clothes.

If you need to add a little bit of H.R. Giger to your wardrobe, or just want tout your Xenomorphic egg-laying prowess, this vinyl corset adorned with a breast-framing Facehugger might be for you.

For ladies who want a superhero-inspired look, but aren't into cosplay, Looking MARVELous offers a fashion-forward middle ground. These outfit ideas let you channel your favorite super-person, whether you're headed for a convention or out on the town.

In 1984, author Joy Gammon penned The Doctor Who Pattern Book, an unheralded treasure trove of Time Lord fashion. In this out-of-print tome, Gannon lays out how to transform otherwise normal fabrics into duds that put the "ill" in "Gallifrey." No place in time or space has witnessed this much sartorial thunder tucked…

Well, maybe a few of you lucky bastards did. But the rest of us can only imagine a bygone discotheque with Giorgio Moroder on full blast, Muffit II blowing rails in the ladies' water closet, and the spectral outlines of Gaius Baltar and Caprica Six getting drunk in a corner somewhere.