millenniumfalcon

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hey now, it takes me WAY longer than 12 parsecs! Reply

Smeagol92055 12/14/09

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...once again, io9ers, you prove to me that, if I take a nap, there are no comments left to say.

TEACHES ME TO SLEEP Reply

The Curse of Millhaven 12/14/09

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Wow, baby. Did millions of voices cry out in pleasure for you, too? Reply

atrus123 12/14/09

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Reading through all the comments, I must say, I'm impressed with just how many Star Wars euphemisms for sex (aka: hide the Wookie) you all have come up with. Reply

JrsyDevil's Advocate® 12/14/09

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This was also featured on Gizmodo and for those of you who don't venture over to that sister-site often I would like to share this stellar comment with you from weatherman:

"The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction..." Reply

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Pessimippopotamus lost another star at a Gawker blog that he doesn't comment in 12/14/09

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Makes perfect sense. Millennium Falcon was said to have been inspired by a burger and an olive. Reply

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Hamslicer 12/14/09

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Did someone win this in a card game? Reply

Shiryu 12/14/09

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Those are definitely the droids I'm looking for. Reply

ManchuCandidate 12/14/09

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Hopefully, the sexy time comments will be more like:

"You know, sometimes I amaze even myself."

Rather than:

"What an incredible smell you’ve discovered!"

Or

"Had a slight weapons malfunction, but everything's perfectly alright now. We're fine, we're all fine, here, now, thank you. How are you?" Reply

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Grey_Area 12/14/09

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I'm not going to be that guy and point out that a parsec is a unit of distance not time (although it really is). I'm more interested in what exactly the Kessel Run is.

I notice that we have a few io9ers who attend North Carolina State University (Go, Wolfpack!), where Dr. Kessel is the co-director of the Creative Writing program. Have any of you fine upstanding students actually seen John Kessel run? Is he especially quick and nimble? Or perhaps the Kessel Run involves an elaborate and bizarre gait not unlike those employed by the Ministry of Silly Walks.

We at io9 demand answers.
Let the Truth about the Kessel Run finally be revealed!

#johnkesselrun Reply

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TemporalOutLaw 12/14/09

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I dont't mean to sound forward, but does it come with the Hoth Leia?

What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?
-the Emperor from Robot Chicken Reply

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allium 12/14/09

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So it wasn't enough that Darth Vader built C-3PO and Chewbacca saved Yoda. Now Jar-Jar is riding around in the Millennium Falcon with what appears to be Paddington Bear after a facelift.

Does everybody have to know everybody? Reply

aubreyf 12/14/09

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Also, -1 for allowing Jar Jar anywhere near the cockpit. Reply

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Barnabus 12/14/09

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Needs more Mynocks.

Also, the bed is cool, but the real achievement here is finding a girl willing to dress up as Hoth Leia. Reply

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Zombie Ms. Skittles 12/14/09

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I think the important questions here are unanswered.

Questions like "is that microsuede on the body?" and "how much did it cost to build?" and "will it fit in my bedroom?" Reply

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