http://tags.lifehacker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/io9.com.png http://io9.com/tag/colbertshow http://io9.com/tag/colbertshow If you were watching the Colbert Report the other day, you would have seen the best and most sensible explanation so far for our whole financial donnybrook: alien financial advisors are leading us off a cliff on purpose. Stephen Colbert finally got through to his financial advisor Gorlock, whom he'd been name-dropping for a few days, and all was revealed. The alien scheme is sheer elegance in its simplicity — although luckily, I'm okay, because my financial advisor is Bibble.

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