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    Vampires Can't Even Agree on Who to Have for Dinner

    Batman's Vanishing Act is Only Impressive When It Works
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    Image of joetato joetato
    10/30/09

    In reply to Vampires Can't Even Agree on Who to Have for Dinner
    No Count Orlock????? Shame!!!!! These guys suck. (Mwaahahahahaha!)
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    Image of Tomb: R.O.A.C.H. Tomb: R.O.A.C.H.
    10/28/09

    In reply to Vampires Can't Even Agree on Who to Have for Dinner
    Find another reason to hate Twilight! Didn't know they dont have fangs. #vampires
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    Image of acrobatic rabbit acrobatic rabbit
    10/28/09

    In reply to Vampires Can't Even Agree on Who to Have for Dinner
    Awesome. But who was the old bald guy with the glasses? Anyone know? He was in a lot of shots which made me think he was supposed to be a famous vamp... #vampires
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    Image of LoganAdams LoganAdams
    10/28/09

    In reply to Vampires Can't Even Agree on Who to Have for Dinner
    Where's the Count BLAH! from Greg the BLAH! Bunny? BLAH! #vampires
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    Image of bitgod bitgod
    10/28/09

    @LoganAdams:
    That was my first thought, blah #vampires
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    Image of John Hazard John Hazard
    10/28/09

    @LoganAdams: I never thought that, and I LOVED Count Blah. Sad.

    To YouTube! #vampires
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    Julius Seizure - Canuck promoted this comment John Hazard was starred John Hazard was unstarred
    Image of Julius Seizure - Canuck Julius Seizure - Canuck
    10/28/09

    @John Hazard: I adored him BLAH. In fact, the first version of a user manual I authored for customer had a chapter co-written by him BLAH! The joke wasn't so funny when 3 of the 5 people who were supposed to read and comment didn't notice. BLAH! #vampires
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    Image of Davio Davio
    10/28/09

    In reply to Vampires Can't Even Agree on Who to Have for Dinner
    "Sparkle!"

    Goddamn you Twilight! #vampires
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    Image of Gothamite88 Gothamite88
    10/28/09

    @Davio: Hey Dracula just became low power in sunlight, and before vampires were thought to be most powerful in midday because they cast no shadow. #vampires
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    Image of Davio Davio
    10/28/09

    @Gothamite88: Well that still doesn't excuse Twilight!

    Thought seriously, I had no idea about that. I thought Vampires were classicly darkness inclined. #vampires
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    Image of LittleDragon LittleDragon
    10/28/09

    In reply to Vampires Can't Even Agree on Who to Have for Dinner
    I love College Humor. This one is brilliant, wish it was longer. #vampires
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    Image of Roklimber Roklimber
    10/28/09

    @LittleDragon: I second that. #vampires
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    Image of Chip Overclock Chip Overclock
    10/28/09

    @Roklimber: Ditto. #vampires
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    Image of tetracycloide tetracycloide
    10/28/09

    In reply to Vampires Can't Even Agree on Who to Have for Dinner
    is there an international 'count things like the count' day yet?

    there really should be.
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    Image of Belabras Belabras
    10/28/09

    @tetracycloide:
    Two! Two posts in support of this! #vampires
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    10/28/09

    @tetracycloide: How many days are there? None. No days! Yah-ha-ha-ha-ha! #vampires
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    Image of ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.
    10/28/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: There should be three days! Three DAYS! #vampires
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    Image of LittleDragon LittleDragon
    10/28/09

    @Belabras ate my dingo!: four! four posts in support of this. Ha Ha Ha.
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    Edited by LittleDragon at 10/28/09 10:11 AM LittleDragon was starred LittleDragon was unstarred
    Image of Godmars Godmars
    10/28/09

    @Belabras ate my dingo!: Five! Five posts in support of this!

    Aha-ha-ha-ha... #vampires
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    Image of LiC LiC
    10/28/09

    @Godmars: Six! Hahahaha. Six posts in support of this! #vampires
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    Image of 1000thghost 1000thghost
    10/28/09

    @Godmars: Six! Six wonderful posts supporting this.
    Aha-ah-ha-ha #vampires
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    Image of Dr Emilio Lizardo Dr Emilio Lizardo
    10/28/09

    @1000thghost: Now there are Eight!, Eight amazing posts supporting this wonderful idea! AH ah ah aha ah! (lightning)

    May I suggest either January 23rd or December 3rd.

    Oh, and the video's not working #vampires
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    Image of t3knomanser t3knomanser
    10/28/09

    @Dr Emilio Lizardo: Nine, nine posts in favor of this!

    And Lizardo, I count one, one genius who identified the proper date. #vampires
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    Image of tetracycloide tetracycloide
    10/28/09

    @Dr Emilio Lizardo: those would be good for a national day. for an international day 12 February would make more sense i think. #vampires
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    Image of Dr Emilio Lizardo Dr Emilio Lizardo
    10/28/09

    @tetracycloide: I think you mean 12 March. #vampires
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    Image of joetato joetato
    10/28/09

    In reply to Batman's Vanishing Act is Only Impressive When It Works
    This is the best treat I have had all week! Thanks! :-D #batman
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    Image of Dr Emilio Lizardo Dr Emilio Lizardo
    10/27/09

    In reply to Batman's Vanishing Act is Only Impressive When It Works
    OMFG. ROFLOL.

    See what you've reduced me to? #batman
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    Image of TheGreenRanger TheGreenRanger
    10/27/09

    In reply to Batman's Vanishing Act is Only Impressive When It Works
    HARVEY DENT #batman
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    Image of ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.
    10/27/09

    @TheGreenRanger: Can we trust him? #batman
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    10/27/09

    In reply to Batman's Vanishing Act is Only Impressive When It Works
    tj

    For those getting all of the popups, this may be of use to you.

    [gizmodo.com]

    /tj #batman
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    Image of Anekanta - Go Play! Anekanta - Go Play!
    10/27/09

    In reply to Batman's Vanishing Act is Only Impressive When It Works
    I found some evidence... #batman
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    Image of TheFaithfulStone TheFaithfulStone
    10/27/09

    In reply to Batman's Vanishing Act is Only Impressive When It Works
    What the hell is with the Gamestop popup? #batman
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    Image of dirtybacon dirtybacon
    10/27/09

    In reply to Batman's Vanishing Act is Only Impressive When It Works
    I will analyze it... with science! #batman
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    Image of tetracycloide tetracycloide
    10/27/09

    @dirtybacon: and scene.

    honestly it could have ended right there and been just as funny. #batman
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    Image of Byronotron Byronotron
    10/27/09

    @dirtybacon: I love the "Swear to me!" #batman
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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    10/27/09

    @dirtybacon: I try to analyze things with theology, and that never gets me any where. If I had just seen this clip before, I would have known to use SCIENCE! #batman
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    Image of TemporalSword TemporalSword
    10/27/09

    In reply to Batman's Vanishing Act is Only Impressive When It Works
    Damn. Can't see this @ work. Everyone tell me how funny it is. #batman
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    Image of RandomFrequentFlierDent RandomFrequentFlierDent
    10/27/09

    @TemporalSword: It's pretty funny. The Christian Bale Batman voice is spot on though.

    Wait . . . were you being sarcastic, thus making me a jerk for rubbing it in? If so, sorry about that.
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    Edited by RandomFrequentFlierDent at 10/27/09 6:45 AM RandomFrequentFlierDent was starred RandomFrequentFlierDent was unstarred
    Image of Srynerson Srynerson
    10/27/09

    @TemporalSword: It's OK. It kind of belabors the point -- Batman keeps trying to do his "vanishing" act while talking with Commissioner Gordon and Gordon keeps turning around just in time to spot him. It could have been about half as long and just as funny. #batman
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    Image of TemporalSword TemporalSword
    10/27/09

    @Srynerson: I've always wondered about the logistics of Batman's vanishing act. I can never turn my engineer brain off, I always need to know how everything works. But it was pretty cool how you could see it done in the Arkham Asylum game. #batman
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    Image of strideo strideo
    10/27/09

    @TemporalSword: It is quite satisfactorily funny. #batman
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    Image of Davio Davio
    10/27/09

    @TemporalSword: God, Arkham Asylum is awesome. #batman
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