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Sesame Street Martians' Official Position On Whether Big Bird Is On Mars

Today we learned that conspiracy theorists had set their sights on Big Bird’s large yellow head, claiming the giant Muppet had cast his shadow across Mars. And in response, commenter Chick Counterfly shared this...well, we’re not sure exactly what it is. We only know that we can’t stop reading it. » 6/12/15 3:30pm 6/12/15 3:30pm