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    Choke Down The Horror Of A Bay-Faced M&M

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    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    06/09/09

    In reply to Choke Down The Horror Of A Bay-Faced M&M
    Ads aside, the dark M&M's are very tasty. Luring me in with their evil, indeed. Nom.
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    Image of roninpenguin roninpenguin
    06/09/09

    In reply to Choke Down The Horror Of A Bay-Faced M&M
    Is it just me but does the coloring of the Bay M&M make him look gay?
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    roninpenguin was starred roninpenguin was unstarred
    Image of Torley Torley
    06/09/09

    @roninpenguin: It's just you. Everyone knows gay people have the full rainbow.
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    Image of zuiquan zuiquan
    06/09/09

    In reply to Choke Down The Horror Of A Bay-Faced M&M
    Your rage is displaced Meredith. M&Ms are a product from the same people that bring us the delicious and delectable Snickers: Mars Corp. Hershey makes things like the Hershey bar and Reese's Pieces.
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    Image of Meredith Woerner Meredith Woerner
    06/09/09

    @zuiquan: you are right. I think I also hate the hershey store and they got lumped in together.
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    Image of Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.
    06/09/09

    In reply to Choke Down The Horror Of A Bay-Faced M&M
    Hrm... The films of Michael Bay and M&Ms. Both sweet little delights that can be devoured over and over again with little thought and are truly enjoyable, brilliant in their simplicity, and American classics.


    Perfect fit if you ask me.

     Reply
    Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. was starred Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. was unstarred
    Image of Belabras ate my dingo! Belabras ate my dingo!
    06/09/09

    In reply to Choke Down The Horror Of A Bay-Faced M&M
    If the media in this article made me spontaneously infertile, who do I sue?
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    Belabras ate my dingo! was starred Belabras ate my dingo! was unstarred
    Image of tetracycloide tetracycloide
    06/09/09

    @Belabras shot the food: only if your were eating m&ms at the time
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    06/09/09

    @Belabras shot the food: Sue the Peanut M&Ms for destroying your nuts.


    @omgwtflolbbqbye: I'm guessing you didn't just EAT the Green M&Ms then...

     Reply
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    06/09/09

    In reply to Choke Down The Horror Of A Bay-Faced M&M
    I think a Bayhem M&M is symbolic of his films.


    "Melts your brain, not in your hand"

     Reply
    ManchuCandidate was starred ManchuCandidate was unstarred
    Image of tetracycloide tetracycloide
    06/09/09

    @ManchuCandidate: /legal print
    may also melt, but is not limited to melting, pancrease, liver, kidneys, heart, lungs, urinary track, small intestine, large intestine, colon, duodenum, and pyloric sphyncter.
    /end legal print
     Reply
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    Image of TheDarkWayne TheDarkWayne
    03/26/09

    In reply to Beer Commercials From The Future, Today
    The best part was the fat guy shooting out lasers
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
    03/26/09

    @TheDarkWayne: It's a little known skill all those of the large waistline posses. We keep it under wraps most time.
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    Image of miss_so_unknown miss_so_unknown
    03/26/09

    @KingBananaHammock_GitEmSteveDave: This is why the government is doing so much to combat obesity - they fear our laser shooting abilities!
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    Image of lazyeight lazyeight
    03/26/09

    In reply to Beer Commercials From The Future, Today
    Will the future taste the same tomorrow as it did yesterday?
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    lazyeight was starred lazyeight was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
    03/26/09

    @lazyeight: Now because now it's then.
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    GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn was starred GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
    03/26/09

    @KingBananaHammock_GitEmSteveDave: *No, because now it's then.
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    GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn was starred GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn was unstarred
    Image of Plague Plague
    03/26/09

    In reply to Beer Commercials From The Future, Today
    TASTE IT.

    BECAUSE IT'S THE FUTURE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
     Reply
    Plague was starred Plague was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
    03/26/09

    In reply to Beer Commercials From The Future, Today
    So the future is a "Burning Man" festival? Hrmmmm, maybe suicide ISN'T such a bad idea.
     Reply
    GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn was starred GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn was unstarred
    Image of Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.
    03/26/09

    In reply to Beer Commercials From The Future, Today
    Cause it's the future mother fucker!!!!
     Reply
    Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. was starred Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. was unstarred
    Image of acrobatic rabbit acrobatic rabbit
    03/26/09

    In reply to Beer Commercials From The Future, Today
    wow I just got a flashback from the show Square One that used to be on PBS when I was a kid.


    In other news, I don't know if I would want to taste the future in my mouth. I bet it would taste like nickel carbide and algae.

     Reply
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
    03/26/09

    @acrobatic rabbit_loves sphinxtits: And Harry Blackstone.
     Reply
    GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn was starred GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn was unstarred
    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    03/26/09

    In reply to Beer Commercials From The Future, Today
    I will buy any product that says, "Taste the future. In your mouth."
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
    03/26/09

    @Mount_Prion: Hmmm, the future is bitter and cold. I must have a girlfriend!
     Reply
    GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn was starred GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn was unstarred
    Image of bonniegrrl bonniegrrl
    03/17/09

    In reply to Alien Versus Predator Game Night
    What, no Twister?!
     Reply
    bonniegrrl was starred bonniegrrl was unstarred
    Image of Golem100 Golem100
    03/17/09

    In reply to Alien Versus Predator Game Night
    Well, it's obvious that the chess picture was posed for a publicity shot. The Xenomorph, playing black, has moved two pieces while the Yautja, playing white, has not moved yet.


    I'm just saying.

     Reply
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    03/17/09

    @Golem100:
    Uh...no. The Xenomorph is moving the first piece of the game. If you pull up the big version, you can very clearly tell that all the other 31 pieces are still in the outer four rows.
     Reply
    Purple Dave was starred Purple Dave was unstarred
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